Gardai from Crumlin are investigating.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

Goddammit it, didn’t you read to the bottom...

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”

Dang. So this means that the only moderate Republican running for President is Hillary.

Phrenology. He’s got the sloping temples of a murderer.

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

...and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why unions were invented.

Not before we get rid of Christmas shoes

We’re the Knights, dammit. The Knights!

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

Other reasons for not painting the gold 50s:

I feel like this would have more impact if you added ‘Wake up, sheeple!’ on the end.

That’s cool, just don’t let me hear/see you say anything bad about Poulsbo, homes.

Good question

In related news, Feminist Kittenjoy released another bowel movement. It was similar to previous bowel movements. Nothing interesting to note. Just more shit.

You probably shouldn’t make any promises until the Minnesota State Fair ends on 9/7.

I’ve loved her since Ed, one of the most underrated series ever.

The Butter Battle Book is the best Dr. Seuss and this is a fact.