Even here, where guilt is beyond a shadow of doubt, I ask that the sentence be life imprisonment. I am no murderer, no matter how justified the state may think it is, and I want nobody killing anyone in my name, under the guise of “the people.”

He’s a monster. A monster who was probably indoctrinated in racial hatred from a very young age and spent his miserable life surrounded by hateful, horrible people. I don’t say that to excuse the monstrous act he engaged in. Just to say that to raise a child to be so hateful and violent is a form of abuse in itself.…

Really? Doesn't test mine at all. I don't want my government murdering prisoners for some sick revenge fantasy.

You can tell it is science because it involves a laser.

Figures everyone picks on the guy that's positive

“Right?” Said Fred.

Well you’re entitled to your wrong opinion.

As a student of international criminal justice, I will be forever sad at this completely missed opportunity to be better than the terrorist. What a trial this could have been! What a precedent for future generations. But alas.

“I scored the winning run tonight! Life can’t get any better!”

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

That’s not how she remembers it.

How is Rabbies Formed?

Nowadays Adam still wanna talk like he knows how to play
But nothing comes out when he swings at the pitch
Just another swing-and-miss
And m***********s act like this is all about Drake

*crosses fingers hoping for Ricky Nolasco to discover he has a totally awesome son that he always wants to hang out with, $25 million be damned*

I’m a big Northfield person. Dig Northfield.

Oh, sorry. I meant to type a ‘b’ for ‘bucko.’ I have wide fingers.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that he ignored me because it was the seventh inning of a blow out and my level of inebriation was uhhh, noticeable.

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

I was under the impression that the Braves moved to Cobb County specifically to keep the blacks out.

If Katherine Heigl had starred in Monster.