I’m surprised no one on staff said either OKC or Columbine

Fair enough!

I don’t disagree with your point, but just so you know, only 5 clubs have ever won the EPL — City, United, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Blackburn (once). Liverpool and Spurs never have.

I was two years after him; when I yelled that to him here in Seattle he threw me batting practice ball!

Go Ponies!

MLB star pitcher Madison Bumgarner once dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner.

Used to be 15, now it's 10.

I don’t know completely for sure, but I do know that melted butter separates into the fat and the milk soilds, and they don’t easily recombine when you cool it, so I’d put a lot of money on “no.”

I feel like they’re two different beverages, like Vernor’s isn’t even really ginger ale - it’s just its own thing.

I don’t have this exact model, but the one I have (650, I think — whatever’s at Costco) is much better on carpet than hard floors. I find it too noisy when we let it go in the kitchen, so we never do, we just sweep/mop. It’s great for carpeted areas, though — we use it in two or three rooms per day maybe 4 days a…

I don’t have this exact model, but the one I have (650, I think — whatever’s at Costco) is much better on carpet…

Macaques

Brave Horse is soooooo good. I’m sad I don’t work near it anymore — as long as you avoided the Amazon rush it was a perfect Friday lunch spot.

Infected beer is beer that’s been colonized by a microbe other than the intended yeast (wild yeast, bacteria, etc).

O Carleton, our alma mater, we hail the maize and blue...

Surprised Kevin Draper didn’t write this one.

Carleton is actually the Knights. They just commonly are referred to as Carls (in keeping with the MIAC theme).

Unless you’re drinking Folgers or something that comes in a large metal can, you’re drinking arabica beans. It’s not just Starbucks, arabica’s something like 70% of all coffee.

100% agree about the fee. And yeah, Washington’s amazing! I’m a transplant, but never plan to leave.

It’s actually just the specific phrase “12th Man” that’s covered - notably, it doesn’t cover “12th Fan” or the general “12”, which is what they’ve mostly been using lately.

It’s why they’ve generally switched over to calling fans “12s”. It’s not covered by the trademark, apparently.