Wilmer must’ve choked up on the bat

I’m not a trophy hunter, so maybe I’m just ignorant about such things, but I don’t even understand his desire to shoot a big-ass elephant. He couldn’t bring home any “trophy” from such a kill, could he? Elephant ivory is illegal as shit in the US, is it not? What was he going to bring home? A picture and the warm,…

Also, it seems like she’s a bit old to suddenly start wanting babies.

Keeping it sleazy like Per Se Weasley.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

He must’ve been in a rush to get out of there.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Proving once again that horse racing doesn’t have many stars, just a bunch of “glue guys”.

He told me there was a 25-foot tree planted between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

Flagrant foul, offensive foul, whatever. One thing’s for sure. All you guys in this thread have horrible taste in sexual partners.

Yes! She, Corey Flintoff, and Bob Edwards are my favorite voices to impersonate.

Patient dog is patient.

could it be....?

SATAN?!

Photo: AP

are we celebrating the National Sex Up The Sealife day

Good to see she's keeping abreast of the upcoming holiday. Beethoven was a nice choice but I would have preferred a song that had a titular reference to Valentines day.

Have mercy.

Hey, he's a good guy. My kids are in art class with his. They love it.