You leave Karl Malone out of this.

Wolverines are easy to beat if you know their one real weakness.

It was removed because being a nice straight person shouldn't have to be rewarded in something meant for non-straight people.

...he save bread...?

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Maxx exxhibited exxtreme exxuberance and was exxalted by his teammates for his exxcellence, exxtension, and exxacting toe drag. His coach later exxtolled that "Maxx's exxpertise is exxtracting balls from the air."

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

I miss the jelly and Unicorns.

Humans average growth declined when agriculture was introduced.

Wait...Albert is a girl's name?!?!?

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

I guess you never learned about cleavage

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Colligative properties FTW.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

these were THE BEST flavor and they discontinued them! Assholes Also everytime you bring up that you hate mcgriddles a little part of my love for you dies.