I did this when I was little, and it’s the reason I still don’t like tomatoes

WHAT THE HECK happened there? Why is Kinja reversing all my text??

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Da Bird is the best.

I read that as "retired old cat lady" and got confused for a moment.

Check out DaBird - it's a group of feathers on a string that TWIRLS AS YOU MOVE IT. My two can't get enough of it, and we've had it for years now.

The responsible one to say is probably Ray Chapman getting hit.

A day behind on this, but yes - that's Deception Pass, and Whidbey's been a Prowler/Growler location for years

It's really interesting that you picked the word "dulls" in this context. Dissolved carbon dioxide reacts with water to produce carbonic acid; this makes carbonated beverages more acidic than the flat version would be, and acidic tastes are often described as sharp. Nitrogen has no pH effect.

But there are SO MANY OTHER WAYS to accomplish hyperbole, and literally only one word that means literally.

"The Greatest Player Who Never Was"

Other than Sidd Finch, of course. But all kidding aside, this was really really good.

"Ofeibia Quist-Arcton, NPR news, Dakaaaaaaaarrrrr"

Connected to this, I *LOVE* this theory about why there's been no decision on a Minnesota MLS team yet: to keep the impending legal proceedings out of the player-friendly MPLS federal court.

It used to be easy - if you had a Big Ten school, you were Midwestern. Then they added Penn State, Nebraska, Rutgers, Maryland, who knows what else...

There's even data to back that up!

Here's the thing about chiropractic. The actual physical therapy-type things that chiropractors do to help back pain very well could work for you, and that's *fine*. No one should be saying that can't be helpful. But if that's all your chiropractor does, they should just be a physical therapist.

Seriously, what's going on up there.

Gah, I'm facing a less-terrible version of this situation. There's an adorable, fluffy, incredibly friendly cat that shows up at our house about once a day. When it first started happening a few months back, we thought it was a stray cat that had been abandoned; it was declawed, was really thin - you could feel ribs &…

Makes sense

Huh, I always thought it was for "allies"