Bingo!

Here’s what it reminds me of:

Reminds me of this:

Who doesn’t?

His nutritional regimen keeps his balls perpetually 32, so he’s good.

Lol...hey, we old balls types resent that.

My first response was “Is that Pat?”

It’s really all we can think to do too...raise decent people, and teach them not to look away when other people are being terrible.

The best part is them completely ignoring that Vanessa Hudgens is also dating somebody significantly younger than herself

She looks like her dad in drag. If I had no idea who her family was I might find her somewhat attractive. But all I see is GWB.

Savage and true.

Julian Beck from Poltergeist 2.

I probably received about equivalent amounts of safety instruction about both sex and power tool use in school. I don't know if they still have shop class but we did and the teacher was a pretty bad drunk. I might have heard more about condoms than safety glasses to be honest.

And I only have one star to give! Darn!

$5 Tuesdays!!! I remember that! The Garry St. Jean era was atrocious. Great times in Club 200 though...

This. There’s a weird puritanical current in progressive feminism that really infantilizes women and can’t seem to see them as anything other than potential victims. 

I mean, you’d hope it would just be the two of you over coffee, but I’m betting you end up in a meeting with a room full of municipal waste disposal employees. There can never be too many voices when talking about that pea-sized bit of tissue.

Is this what the Comptroller is for? I don’t know what Comptrollers do.

“Talk to your local Ombudsman about whether an abortion is right for you.”

The Falcons are sure still salty about having a key third-down stop (that would have given them a shot at winning) a couple of weeks ago blown up over a roughing call where Brady barely even touched the ground.  If I’m a defender, next time I’m just planting him in the turf.