I loved the look of them more than the Eclipse. I still have a soft spot for the 3000GT.

Clearly having Alzheimer’s can cause that to happen.   Back to reality...... 

Best car EVER.

Still got mine in the garage 

The presence of cars in their lineup automatically ensures there’s a bunch of nicer looking vehicles.  Prettiest Audi?  All I see is another blob CUV.

with a spare tire on the left front

Let me rush out and buy a car from this piece of shit.

Can we get some more stars here?

Don’t give Elon ideas - he’s going to realise in the shower that the sidewall doesn’t even touch the ground, and immediately mandate that the very next truck out of the factory must have those crazy air-less honeycomb tires, regardless of cost or any testing.

“Since then, Gillis has continued to work steadily as a comedian”

What part of the name barrycracker makes you think they’re white?

If they cannot leave the house without being armed, they should contact a medical professional.

This happened to me recently and honestly it was the most terrifying thing that has actually happened directly to me. I am pretty sure the ghost of a Native American woman tried to kill me.

On behalf of my peers: Gen X gives zero shits.

Can we at least agree that Aziz Ansari is the real victim here??

“I don’t see any real role that we could do other than mess things up.”

Yup...the very ones who usually start talking about phrenology and being the master race tend to look just like an even dumber Gob Bluth.

But yet it's never the RWNJ bigots who get what it is they ask for. 

... and they have the nerve to charge like four grand.

“There are too many seasons of Yellowstone, please get rid of three. I am not a crackpot.”