Probably too nice. I imagine there’s a 4 way stop intersection where the drivers are still trying to get each other to go first, five years after I moved away.

Fair enough, but Elon is still trying to profit off of a natural disaster nonetheless. 

The appropriateness of Musk demoing his vaporware on a Hollywood movie backlot.

“I think this will be the biggest product ever of any kind,” Musk says.

I have perfect credit and wonder if they’d let me just take a car via honor system. 

It’s definitely not due to shitty public education, no future for many, and cops deciding to sit on their hands after BLM.

Fond memories of my Eagle Talon...

My ability to take care of my boomer parents is directly proportional to what’s going to be left for my sisters and I when they pass. If they want to blow everything then their last splurge better be death pods or something.

I know, right? The auto industry wants consumers to behave like your typical car consumer (i.e. buying a new car every few years) but are so fucking greedy they can’t help themselves. 

If your company feels like people are abusing sick days and PTO, simply by using them, then don’t offer those. Yes, you will have a more “productive” workforce, but you will be getting the bottom of the barrel candidates.

I would’ve gone with “Planes aren’t air tight like a Riley Reid gangbang” but to each their own.

Yep. Oh look, another boomer mobile. 

I have a hard time imagining a Cybertruck owner laying much cable. 

The Altima having expired temp tags would’ve been the cherry on top. 

Connections and making decisions. You could literally train an AI to do this and save your company more than laying off a bunch of wage slaves. 

Good. Now the feds need to go after Wyatt’s towing in the Denver metro area. Super shady and apparently well connected because, despite actual legislation being passed because of their practices, they are still on their bullshit. 

How appropriate this is happening on a post about Elon’s shitty products.

If you live in the Denver metro area, when you cut off another driver after blowing a stop sign you must drive 10-15 mph below the posted speed limit thereafter.

You know who finds and documents edge cases? That’s right Quality Assurance engineers, not customers...well, unless you buy a Tesla in which case you are an unpaid QA engineer.

This definitely reeks of Zuckerberg setting tens of billions of dollars on fire to make The Metaverse not happen (Coincidentally, 46Billion from what I’ve read). By the time xAI makes a product that anyone wants to use there will be a new fad.