I feel like I need to go visit all the popular national parks before they just close them off to everyone. 

I’m just happy that I got to experience the glory days of Gawker Media from nearly day one. I mean, it sucks to see what it’s been whittled down to, but at least I know what a quality site should be like. 

When it comes down to a little money now versus potentially more money later, the first will always win out with these ghouls because they know they will be somewhere else in six months.

I drive in the mountains so a manual transmission keeps my brakes from overheating.

Had to pick up my car from the shop today because the very last thing they were going to fix, the windshield washer nozzle, was taking forever to find. The mechanic was telling me suppliers are having to physically go check their stock whenever they get a call for a part, which is leading to huge backups. I feel like…

I feel like burning to death in a mangled sports car is enough to make up for being skeevy around teen girls. That’s just me though.

Pay 100k for the opportunity to be a QA tester for Elon.

My dad’s early 70's Buick Skylark that he bought with inheritance money that he quickly burned through. That car followed us wherever we moved, but he didn’t take great care of it, and only drove it on occasion to make sure it was still running. By the early 90's it was in rough shape, though still drivable. He…

The cop who showed up summed up how little they care about actually doing anything about it when he said she had a good standing for a civil case. 

If I was their neighbor I’d rent out my house just so people could stay there and harass the Alito’s . I’d make a fortune. 

With all that pussy he’s bound to get driving a Cybertruck he’ll find a lady with a house and large enough driveway in no time.

No paint, please. I want my 911 to raw-dog.

Especially with Biden slapping China hard with EV tariffs. The writing is on the wall to produce affordable EVs made in the US without all the distractions Musk brings to the table. 

Musk will use the “Everyone knows I’m full of shit” defense. 

What about women with guns? I mean, they’re basically all  hysterical. I’d listen better to a woman with a gun because she might get her period and start shooting everything up.

He was afraid that the dead guy was going to get even deader if he let that car through.

I don’t Uber or Lyft, but I have to imagine it doesn’t take much to realize you’re driving someone who is definitely not an adult. My first stop would’ve been the police station, especially being at that time of night. 

It didn’t have the “I’m not trafficking your daughter” bumper sticker on it.

Seems like he should’ve come out of that experience with a tad bit more composure and not jump into murder mode right off the bat.

Yes, blame that for the reason why your 13 year old feels like they have to run away from you. I hope there’s social workers involved now.