I have to imagine this decision involved a bunch of kids in their 20's prompting Chat GPT and coming up with nothing. 

Next to Onion City.

Nothing like running over a nail and Costco telling you that they gotta replace all four.

Let me guess, laid off employees of color were initially only given 3/5 of what laid off white employees got.

So, basically what anyone would normally do before going through a car wash... but it’s now a “mode” and I’m sure adds on to the price.

Cars have always been a generational thing.

Don’t try to do no thinkin’
Just go on with your drinkin’
Just have your fun, you old son of a gun
Then drive home in your Lincoln

There’s a Tesla easter egg where you yell out “n*gger1488pedoboobs” and you can pause the update, then restart it by farting really loud.

Abby and Jose got nothing on Wyatt’s Towing here in CO.

Chief O-ring inspector for NASA’s Challenger launch. 

Maybe they never imagined the Cybertruck driving more than a couple hundred miles before breaking down?

IT workers will continue to get the shaft and be “on call” during non-business hours no matter how short the work week is.

I was hoping for a Lawrence Welk show sketch. They had all the right cast members.

Looks like a prolapsed colon.

The “immigrants are stealing our jobs” crowd never seem to go after companies that *give away* those jobs to immigrants because they’ll work for less money and won’t complain. 

Pretty sure it was Mothman.

And our government apparently still trusts this guy with our space missions.

My only sleeper car criteria: Is it fast enough so we can fly away?

My ‘69 BMW 2500 and ‘63 Ford Falcon wagon. I bought both at different times when I was in my teens/early 20's. Both were running, and the plan was to drive them as little as possible, but life got in the way and I had to make daily drivers out the both of them. Pretty much ruined each of them.

I have to imagine the bean counters responsible for this are long gone with their golden parachutes.