Congrats on being the exception vs. the rule. My father started a non profit targeting the abuser changing their ways vs. the victim side, which is different because he was never abused. He has 4 main slogans, but, “Domestic violence is a learned behavior, be a hero, break the cycle”....is my favorite. Godspeed on…

Good for you. I don’t have kids, but I can hear myself being shite to my partner sometimes. Those lessons and realizations can be rough, but the fact you’re recognizing it and doing something about it is something to be proud of. 

Good for you! I know you both didn’t do it for internet compliments but as someone who is trying to break the cycle of trauma I applaud parents who recognize this and put the work in. Good luck!

In Soviet Venus, planet cancel YOU!

That’s not fair. While flavorless and bland, boiled chicken could still play a small role in something excellent, at least theoretically.

That's a waste of two perfectly good googly eyes. Why glue them onto boiled chicken?

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Another vote for EMDR and tapping!

She’s married to a man named DAX who drives a Buick Roadmaster.

It’s baloney. That’s what the unbathed actually smell like. They smell like deli meat. :( 

I do the same, my ears just get itchy if I don't 

Don’t forget the Ranchero

“What do you do for a living?” is often code for “How much do I disrespect you?”

Not if neutered or a female, and some go for the heavy butt wash, so I just say a pic of whatever ones own dog prefers, heck, could be licking another dog even.

Balls?

Then send them a pic of your dog licking its nether region.

Due to the current inventory shortage, you are unable to email pictures of your house at this time.

while a significant portion of the asshole passengers are indeed drunk, I think the bigger problem is that people have recently been emboldened in their selfish asshole behavior and are more apt to act on their idiotic urges. Airports have been serving booze for decades, and the article mostly discusses people not…

This. I mean by the time I hit my teenage years, I figured out my parents were full of sexist shit and they were only trying to control me because I was a girl.

When I was in college, I was going to be an “artist” and so I actually bought canvas, paints, etc. Christ, I couldn’t even make something mildly abstract. I like his stuff and as with all art, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it. And don’t say you could have done it because you couldn’t have and moreover, you didn’t.