I feel like I’m missing out on some kind of inside joke.

Didn’t that Zazie Beetz chick out herself as a member of the great, funky, unwashed also? It’s summer time, I feel sticky if I go out to water my plants. Is there some kind of nastiness badge these folks get for bragging about their lack of a relationship with soap and water? You know they’re those people who are nose…

I used to work somewhere that had a gym and locker rooms. This guy and I would use the gym at lunchtime. We’d always work out for about the same amount of time but he was always back at his desk when I got back to mine. I chalked it up to him having less to do after working out (I would reapply makeup, fix hair,…

So I’m Central American, Salvadoran specifically, and we are a daily shower people. Some, like my uncles that work construction are two shower people one before work, one after. I got the bucket bath (so I wouldn’t waste water) with a rough wash cloth as a little kid, by grandma, on the daily too.

Ashton said he works out. He splashes his face after a workout and then just goes about his day. Does he not sweat? I sweat WAY too much for that. I regularly hang up my sweaty workout clothes to dry before I put them in the hamper because I’m afraid they’ll mildew.

There’s some MAJOR projection and fear manifesting here lol. Like I think homeboy wants to come out and just be gay but is scared shitless of getting an HIV diagnosis. Which is hilarious. I’m positive (and gay!) and haven’t thought much about either of these features like this in… well, a long while. Though he can…

At first when I read your comment I was like “oh this is obviously meant to be sarcastic, a parody of those fawning Muskheads who think he really did all that stuff” but .... my god you’re serious aren’t you.

I see Apple is still assuming they are just naturally safe from viruses.

This is how we got ScarJo saying she could play a tree. 

It’s where he parks his pink Cadillac, if you know what I mean.

Brace yourselves for the 2026 CamaroCROSS XLT

I think this must only happen in Oregon/Washington, but drivers there always come to a near complete stop on protected right turns - even when there’s no traffic coming the other way. It’s totally infuriating.

Guy literally just told someone he doesn’t deserve to live in this country, and is now begging for what “we all deserve.” What’s with this “we” all of a sudden? Bitch, you didn’t get a fraction of what you deserve.

He’s facing the wrong way to move forward.

Also, assaulting people and screaming racial slurs at them isn’t just a “mistake” someone makes. I’m a white dude (well, Latino, but whatever, I look super white), and I’ve had Black neighbours before, and we have had conflicts, as one does with neighbours from time to time. Guess how many times I shoved them or…

He’s got one long arm, to be able to go up Trump's ass, out the mouth, and still get that far up Carlson.

It’s grotesquely impressive how successful Fox News is at convincing elderly white people that an army of brown-skinned narco cannibals are spilling over the border at this VERY MOMENT to eat their grandchildren. Oh, and steal our jobs- can’t forget that classic line. My own parents are in this deluded boat and holy…

Yep...they all look like they’re 70 in their 20's.

He was so nonchalant about being a rich white dickhead and how that was simply his God-given right. “Would I treat my parents’ house like this if money was any kind of an issue?”

If you look at Pixar’s output like a band putting out albums, I feel like Soul will be their Some Girls, the late period one that will be judged much more fondly over time.