With that tragic-ass mop tacked on her head that she calls hair, she ought to hate who she sees in the mirror.

Wow, so people took parenting tips from Mommie Dearest? 

I almost choked to death in second grade because my father made me eat liver. I was a logical kid. If I cut big pieces, and swallowed without chewing, I’d have to swallow fewer of them and I wouldn’t taste much. No one ever tried to make us kids eat anything we didn’t want after that.

Here’s an article on just how insidious Police Unions are, how they get their funds from taxpayers, and how they use these funds against the taxpayers.

This was perhaps true 15 years ago. Maybe 10, if you’re generous. Not anymore. There is no discussion with an ideology whose core tenet seems to be “trigger the libs” above all else. There’s no compromise, no exchange of ideas, no “there” there. 

Kids are not falling behind, they are surviving a PANDEMIC. There’s a difference.

I concur. I’d estimate 80% of the female Trump supporters I know are trashy blonde ladies. To be fair, my sample is pretty small though as I tend to cut racist assholes from my life asap.

It seems like it’s always a blonde White woman. I know that it isn’t always that, but it definitely seems this way.

“Sine my pittie on the runny kine, wah da chay” *eyebrow lift and smirk*

If you bottle that confidence up...well, you’d have a bar of Xanax you bought from an old high school friend dissolved in a Smirnoff Ice.

Your wifes mom is a cunt. Did you call her a cunt? Tell her you didn’t feel comfortable having your children around her? Didn’t think she’d be welcome to future holiday gatherings? 

This is what pushed me away from organized religion. Every church I’ve been in is full of hateful people. They show up every Sunday and sing the songs. They sit through the sermons. They send their kids to Sunday school. They judge everyone that isn’t part of ‘their’ church. They question how atheists could possibly…

I don’t know if that’s worse than dinner with my mom a few nights ago, where she talked about how important it was that the kids in the area keep getting those meals even if the school shut down. She was talking about how the local food kitchen was partnering with the high school to run meals to the community out of…

I wonder if there are genetic markers that make someone a racist ass

White trash racists definitely have a look, don’t they? I’ve always been fascinated by that side profile of a sunken mouth with little teeth coupled with an extended chin and forehead. I don’t know if this is caused by poor diet or inbreeding, but it’s surely a stamp of white trash. Yeah, these meat puppets are sooooo…

Don’t forget fentanyl and meth.

Fetal methahol syndrome more likely.

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I believe they will all be at large indoor family gatherings with no masks, sitting 6 inches apart and sharing wine glasses. May it be that Congress votes on shit while 50% of Turkey-neck’s posse is at home with a raging fever or riding a vent in the overcrowded hospital.

a friend once commented to me that half the population are too dumb to get the Simpsons