And both Boebert parents and one of their crotch goblins now have mugshots on file. Oh, the irony.

I want my hybrid car to look like orthotics. 

It comes with only brakes in the front. If you want all four you gotta shell out extra.

Those poor white dudes. Sorry if you weren’t able to capitalize on your privilege before people started calling out your shitty behavior.

Real edgy my man. I imagine you spend more time thinking about gay people than most gay people.

He’s definitely not a cross-over star at this point. I feel like his audience is still mostly weird internet bros. 

Lenny Pickett was trying his best to remain stone-faced, but even he cracked a smile a couple of times.

His K-9 was talking hella shit after he started to drive off. 

I’m sure our technological savants in Congress will save us from this technology running amok. 

Those freeloaders will surely just hoard that wealth and not, you know, go and spend that money in their communities. 

That’s not how experiments work or we’d never have any scientific breakthroughs because we couldn’t include the entire human population. 

They realized they spent $4k on the future of wearable technology that you will absolutely never be able to use for porn.

Yep. I love everything about the Challenger, but “Dickhead” at my kid’s school picks up his kids in one of them every day. The last thing I want is to give him any reason to interact with me, or for people to think we’re pals. 

 Has Henrik tried binging on ketamine? It might not make his cars better, but I feel like the kids will all think he’s really cool.

I can get an OG microbus for less than that. 

That’s a good point. I feel like this current crop of GOP contenders are so up their own asses that a decent writing staff could have them parodying themselves the entire episode without realizing it. 

Republicans are not funny. 

Can you imagine the quality control issues after most of your workforce was hung over and angry for five days?

I just wish they’d consider that maybe, in this political climate, anyone from the GOP supports ending our democracy and installing a dictator to varying degrees. The hoods are off.

I can’t even imagine what you’d find funny.