Love child of Elon Musk and Corky from Life Goes On. 

Nailed it. I had a boss like that. I just knew one day he’d do it... and then he did the old “I get the BLM movement, but slavery’s been over for 150 years.”.

Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

Gillis and Elon are comedy legends.

Egad. First Nikki Hayley and now Shane Gillis? Is this SNL's "Republicans buy sneakers too." momemt?

 That fest is a giant money laundering grift. I don’t blame them.

If they really want to be realistic they need an autistic student who is continually terrorized by the faculty (who refuse to follow the IEP in place) until he finally gets arrested by an SRO and ends up in the school-t0-prison pipeline.

Correct. You technically don’t even need sidewalls.

He looks like Rand Paul now. Wait a year and he’ll look like Joel Osteen. 

She still doesn’t get it. How many of us with no net worth have been told, “If you can’t afford it then don’t buy it.”. The same applies for parents who get caught up in expensive ass team sports, only Milano has the privilege of being famous enough that she can leverage that for a Gofundme. 

Just nationalize SpaceX and get it over with. What’s Elon going to do? Whine on Twitter about it?

You can buy a 24" flatscreen TV at Walmart for under $100 and sync it to your Google Calendar. 

I feel like if you’re leaving food out, uncovered, for hours on your counter you probably have a ton of other issues going on in your kitchen that would also contribute to food poisoning.

Posts naked pictures of herself. Googled.

Last time I checked CarMax isn’t a charity.

Gotta go with the 83' Delta 88 I drove in my college years. I’d drive it again if I could find another one.

I know. I got back into the NFL this season, after ignoring it for some years. Pretty sad to see football fans largely haven’t changed at all, and the league must cater to that. Same happens with live comedy and the type of people who regularly pay money for it. It’s clear that Chappelle has fallen victim to this echo…

Untrue. Learn some history and you’ll find that comedy has always been about punching up. 

Why can’t Chapelle pick some other group to pick on? Seems like a much simpler solution.

Considering Colorado law enforcement doesn’t enforce traffic laws this isn’t a shocker. I imagine they got a ton of calls but couldn’t be assed to make the effort.