What what what!?!? They are grooming dogs now?

Love that picture.

Unless....

Was it a boy or a girl?

Poor guy’s never gonna get a shot to direct again.

A sufficiently advanced civilization theoretically would be able to harness the energy of the entire universe. Who needs the arrow of time when you control time and space?

At lest he’s not gay, right?

“Gizmdod” That's a new one....

$3500 to basically have my macbook on my face. I feel like they’re doing this all wrong with having to make a profit off these up front -doesn’t Apple have more liquid funds than God? Why aren’t they selling these things at a loss to get more people hooked into their ecosystem? Seems like they’re not too convinced…

Especially after the latest self-own when that kid managed to take classified documents from his job and post them on his Discord despite all of the security measures in place. And don’t even get me started on Trump....believe me, if this shit was true he would be blabbing to everyone about it.

How long is that cable that attaches the goggles to the battery pack and where do they expect you to keep it while wearing the device? Judging by the picture above, I can’t really see it being long enough to let you keep the battery in your pants pockets, especially if you’re a taller/larger person. It also looks like…

He definitely did get factions within the DOJ to start doing his bidding. 

Were you taking any medication before or at the same time for your depression? I, sadly, know that my Zoloft makes shrooms a dud, but mdma works fine.

Sucks when people try to butt into your personal business, doesn't it?

Totally whiffed on calling it Festivus - Twitter for the rest of us.

You sound like the guy who stops by my desk and can’t take the hint that I need to get work done instead of having a half hour conversation.

This is the same guy who refuses to unionize his factories. Real champion of the common man here...

Yeah, not seeing how a job matching site fits in with what appears to be a future ponzi scheme platform.

Who is Anita Baker, anyhow?

My favorite part has to be when they trotted out Anderson Cooper to justify CNN giving Trump a platform, only to have Trump’s team use doctored footage of Cooper in a Truth Social post to make Trump look better. How much did they pay for your soul, Anderson?