It’s nice to think they all succumbed to asphyxiation before things got super bad. I’m sure the truth was probably a lot more grisly. 

Going out on a limb here..and don’t really like judging books by their covers, but looking at that dude makes me wonder if his entire police career has been a favor for someone higher up the food chain. 

There’s a tiny chance that we could’ve seen Mahomes face off against another Black QB.....professional back up to the back up QB, Josh Johnson.

They’ve been doing this in Denver for a while now.

Our inspector failed to notice that the two exterior spigots were missing handles (or did notice but didn’t bother to try and turn them on). We learned the hard way after installing handles that the reason they didn’t have handles was because the pipes had frozen and cracked. The previous owner removed the handles so…

Please don’t correct the AI. Flubs like this are the only way to tell.

They’re speaking the language of their voting base. It’s a lot easier to dupe stupid people into giving you money and voting for you than it is to convince a smart person to do the same thing. You actually have to have some brains and common human decency yourself.

Not a surprise they’ve figured out how to make it just as expensive (or more) to go electric. Did you honestly think they’d leave that much money on the table?

“I was honestly impressed!” an employee reportedly wrote on Slack. “I’m both scared and excited to see what impact this will have on the way that we conduct coding interviews.”

A decade ago I was lucky enough to be able to work remotely and my company paid for me to travel to the office for a week every month. Needless to say, I got to drive a ton of different rental cars over those few years. Kia’s always stood out to me because it felt just a little bit higher quality and got great gas…

I inherited a Hyundai Excel from my parents when I was in high school. Aside from all the shit my friends gave me it was just a really bad car. I’ve only driven Toyotas since I could afford my own car and only recently opted for a Kia. I don’t know if I will ever consider a Hyundai...

They probably threatened to involve the FBI - aka a full on investigation of every digital device he has access to. 

I got a good woman what’s the matter with me?

It must be nice for people like Gerber to have so many people minding their business.

Remember, the more it gets used the better it gets. 

I’m sure the Saudis will be the proud owners of Starlink in the near future once Musk can’t make his interest payments. 

I mean, I was shaking like that a bit after my second shot. But that was because I had the chills, one of the most common symptoms of a flu virus (which my body was in the process of building defenses against). These people look  like they got the chills and decided to play it up because they are attention seeking…

You’re gonna LOVE The Root!

I still have my OG Craftsman corded drill that I bought over 30 years ago and still use a couple times a week at least.