I know, right? And no mention of his age and a possible large age gap. He's basically still a toddler if he's not yet 25 on the nose. That's pedophilia.

Which is why my spouse and I, both unapologetically pro everything the GOP hates, had four kids that we are raising with the same beliefs. We figure one of our kids will effectively cancel out 4-5 brainwashed stepford kids. 

You mean that wasn’t real?

Suspicious, considering they had to cull millions of chickens recently because of the avian flu outbreak. Their loss, our gain!

Can we just start referring to Santos as “Miss Kitara”?

Sadly, there are also way too many people there who align with Libertarianism for anything like worker’s rights in the tech sector to ever gain a foothold. Too many people with the whole “I got mine so screw everyone else” mentality, when they’re a lot more closer to the people cleaning their office than the people…

Maybe their US employees will look at how difficult is to do mass layoffs in the EU and take note. But probably not since some software developer making low six figures in a high cost of living area still thinks billionaires have their best interests in mind. 

“That’s one of the healthiest ways to deal with an ex who’s moved on with a 21-year-old.”

But I want my taxes to go towards bombing third world countries!

“I was told that I’d never work again if I sued a major network. And that scared me.

The conspiracy theorist in my blames Energy Star. I had the same issue as you did with electric stoves until I used one that was made in the 70's. It didn’t have that annoying thing where the coil would shut off after a few minutes, then come back on after taking a break. It was on 100% of the time and boiled water as…

Did you watch the movie? The nerds got their revenge. 

Let’s infantilize grown women!

I doubt Murray would try anything with someone he actually respected around. He seems to enjoy humiliating people who don’t have his star power or above.

Yep. There’s no HR on the set. 

He does need to answer for Chet Haze. 

If the car is behind me I just reposition my rearview mirror and side mirrors to reflect the light back at the driver. Usually does the trick and they turn off their high beams. 

Honestly, if someone reported a student with a gun the protocol should be to immediately evacuate the school.

Yeah that’s the problem with being “first”. Your competitors will simply let you do the R&D heavy lifting - and make all the mistakes - then wipe the floor with you. 

Some people just really don’t want to put on a sweater...