Social media is like religion for a lot of people.

This is a multi millionaire professional football player sitting in business class. Just buckle that shit up for him and go about your business. 

For what it’s worth, Scooby Doo was set in the early 60's but aired in the 70's.

“Velma is an adult animated comedy series telling the origin story of Velma Dinkley,”

Sounds like the job description.

I use the rosemary sprigs to fish those out of my teeth.

So Musk is now going to start disabling Tesla features for people who don’t lick his balls on Twitter?

False flag! Go eat a bag of dicks....

I used to see Zuckerberg walking home from Facebook’s old HQ in downtown Palo Alto on my way to my car after work. So many opportunities to give him an atomic wedgie from a tree branch were missed...

Just happy he didn’t feel the beat of the rhythm of the cop's nightstick.

Between Mandalorian (Baby Yoda) coming out too soon in the year, and M3gan coming out a few months too late, they missed out on a shit ton of money people would’ve laid down for branded Xmas merch. Don’t get me started on the missed Halloween costume opportunities. 

People are by and large kind of broke right now. Generally, when we tighten our belts, it’s the extraneous (read: fun) stuff that we forgo first, and for a lot of people, that includes paying to see a movie in the theater when you’re already paying for Netflix, and Hulu, and HBO Max, and Paramount+, and Peacock..

It’s weird. My oldest (13) came out as gay (well, technically pan) and he grew up playing basketball and doing all the typical boy stuff. My second oldest (12) who grew up wearing girl’s clothing and playing with “girl” toys cannot stop ogling his female classmates now that puberty has started to kick in.

Damn, that takes me back to the early 90's where there was only one openly gay kid in my entire grade in high school. We were actually pretty chummy but I remember always feeling self conscious about being friends with the gay kid. Especially after seeing how he would constantly get bullied. 

I wonder if they ever considered teaching these kids how to use these devices in a less destructive way. My own kids (who have learned the hard way how to navigate this technology) go to a school whose philosophy is to withhold technology for as long as possible. A few years back they were getting complaints from…

Charge the parents with attempted murder.

Looks like he’s doing some yoga type thing. Namaste...

Because when I think about Mardi Gras, and the culture, Mel Gibson is the first thing that comes to mind.

I’m 5'8" and have a California King mattress. My feet are always right at the end of the bed and I can’t imagine how someone much taller than me can sleep on one comfortably. I mean, I like to fully stretch out but you must have to curl yourself up if you’re a tall person. 

I remember reading that he’s super into shoegaze and I cannot for the life of me picture Christopher Moltisanti blissing out to MBV in his Maserati. Well... maybe after a fix?