Oh my, you mean to tell me negotiating with the party of bad faith backfired on you? Is McCarthy going to go into business with the Trumps next?

Gen-uh-sus or Gen-ee-sus?

If you’re bald it will give you hair

I’m sure there’d be the same pearl clutching if former US Sec. of State, Mike Pompeo, was part of a committee to select a new NFL head coach. 

Local sports reporter, Zac Stevens, that’s Dr. and former US Secretary of the State, Condoleeza Rice to you.

Journalism 101? You just criticized the media for shaping narratives while bashing a Gizmodo editor for bothering to try and get a reply for this story.

The times we’ve tipped the most are when the server brought out something like a basket of chips right away because they noticed we were brave enough to try and eat out with four children. At any rate, I’ve seen adults act even worse than children when they’ve had to wait for their food to come out.

Oh Adam Levine....the second you open your mouth you remind us you might have a voice that sells millions of records, but your mind is of a 13 year old.

In Denver they got a towing company that just illegally steals people’s cars and holds them hostage. From what I’ve heard, they are well connected with local government and law enforcement so, even despite legislation to try and stop them, they still get away with it. The cops will just tell you to take them to court. 

The GOP base truly believes that everyone cheats, everyone lies, etc. etc. It would blow their minds to find out that there are people who don’t have to do those things to be successful. 

Ah, yes, the classic “It’s your fault because you didn’t catch me.” justification all these psychopaths trot out when they get caught. 

I remember those tiktoks, and have been working in tech for the past twenty plus years...whoo boy I was like “dead man walking”. The sad part is that they will slinging coffee and kicking themselves for blowing up a pretty sweet gig. 

I think it will still happen, just not on their preferred timeframe. Real estate should really be a long term investment, not a get rich quick scheme. 

In a just world Walmart would ask you how much you want *them* to donate, instead of taking money from you. At any rate, if your store (preferably a big chain one) has those bins to donate grocery items, just grab shit off the shelves and toss in. 

She always looked like she smelled like pee.

I’m one of those people who doesn’t care much about the car I’m driving. It’s paid off, 16 years old, and runs well, which is all that matters to me. But, when I go in for interviews I always make sure I park it far enough away that the people who work there can’t see it. I’m at a place in my career where I should be…

They were pretty receptive for me. Then again, I had my Sedona (just purchased a few days earlier) sitting on a flatbed tow truck right outside the showroom.

Oh yeah, and then followed by the mass exodus from Deadspin. Must have been a shitty year or two for him. 

Zuckerberg is waiting for Musk to step all over his dick again. 

The irony of Musk having to reach out to successful Black businesspeople to help him is not lost on me. I feel like his ego would never let him do it.