A bunch of people who are supposed to help just standing around doing nothing in a crisis? That’s sooooo not Texas.

Has anyone read any of Drew Magary’s (former Deadspin writer) columns for SFGate/Chronicle? I only read a couple and had a similar reaction to seeing someone I enjoyed reading just lose any sense of humor in his writing. 

Typical “Well, everyone cheats!” conservative Republican.

That wasn’t Justin Bieber?

He’s got that Josh Duggar used-car-salesman-pedophile look to him. 

Way too many legitimate companies make $$$$ off of the porn industry on the sly for this to every succeed. They’ll be so far up the asses of every senator....

Yep, someone got caught looking at porn.

I would spend $99 for this one

LOL... they can get in (the very long) line. 

At least they photoshopped out the watermark. You know they didn’t actually pay for that image. 

And they would do it again in a heartbeat, as well as sending him all their money. 

I’ll pay 99 bucks for one where he's wearing a prison uniform.

From what I’ve read it’s probably a good thing Musk isn’t fucking things up at Tesla. I’m sure they welcome the break so the adults in the room can focus on running the company instead of whatever “brilliant” idea Musk distracts them with. 

Damn, good point. I don’t even want to know what Lea Michele will look like in 10-15 years.

As someone cursed with chipmunk cheeks on an otherwise trim body, I might just have to think about this...

The rule of thumb is that you have to be a multi-billionaire first before you start using social media to manipulate the stock market.

My shop teacher would wear a three piece maroon suit with a bolo tie that had a scorpion encased in resin. Dude did not mess around lol.

Don’t you know how big of a mess Musk inherited when he took over? He’s obviously a few steps ahead of everyone else. Just you see...

Cops in Colorado are complete trash. If they’re not watching motorists run red lights with their thumbs up their asses they’re harassing innocent people. 

That’s the sad part. He could take his millions and go somewhere where he’d never have to deal with the people he dislikes... but he chooses to tour the country with his hatred and shitty comedy.