You should try this new thing called “minding your own business”. There’s no way that anyone who wasn’t involved will ever know why it turned out the way it did. 

Fuck off

I wonder how many bouquets of flowers and thank you cards Zuckerberg has sent to Musk in the past few weeks. What metaverse?

The sad part is this will only make Chapelle double down on his bullshit even more.

This is like an early Christmas present. Fuck Elon and fuck Chapelle.

CPTSD stands for “complex post-traumatic stress disorder”

Or maybe the more educated we become about using sex toys people will learn how not to get in trouble using one.

This is bad how?

How can you be a relationship guru without doing your homework? 

Everything, all at once, forever!

Nice try, Viktor.

Combining similar orgs and zero layoffs? There’s got to be a shit ton of redundancy...how is that cost cutting?

Wait till he finds out how much Twitter will fined, per user, for not providing adequate safeguards for children. Silicon Valley had a whole story arc about this.

So what’s to prevent someone from subscribing for the blue check on their desktop for $8 and then using the app on their iphone?

What if I use Twitter on multiple platforms? Do they average it out, or charge me three times?

So, Musk wants to “expose” how big tech is guilty of influencing politics by, uh, using his big tech company to influence politics? Something tells me this isn’t about principles.

C’mon... we all know the real culprit was his wife, who refused to wear a Little League uniform in bed. 

Reno 911 > The Office when it comes to faux workplace documentary comedies. And it’s a million times more fucked up, but is essentially un-cancellable.

I think Elon has a few billion still sitting around. Cameron should bring him on as a executive producer and Twitter will be Avatar2 24/7.

Don’t tease me with that picture of Ginni.