Instead of minding your own business.

I read today that apparently Twitter users are reporting seeing Tesla ads in their feeds, despite never following or engaging in anything Tesla on Twitter. I think it’s a safe bet that GM saw this coming and realized their time and money would be wasted with Musk putting his finger on the scale. 

Jen is smart. Ben’s vices are booze and working, so let him just do his thing. 

Is that your thing, you come into the comments, you read some obscure passage and then you pretend, you pawn it off as your own—your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend?

When the mechanic at the BMW shop refused to continue working on my ‘69 2500 because I’d already dumped a ton of money into it and he saw no light at the end of the tunnel. I (then 19 years old) would’ve put every last cent of mine into keeping that jalopy on the road. When it was running right it was heaven to drive.

DOO DOO BROWN!

Yep, destroy anything that makes the wealthy and powerful look bad. See also: Gawker and Splinter. RIP.

Chevy being pretty sly going after the whole boomer wealth hoarder demographic. The tagline should’ve been “Come on, buy your grandson a new Chevy. You can afford it after all, and you want to be around to see him enjoy it with his family.”.

The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right?

Anyone else pronounce “.jpg” with a soft “g”?

$44 billion of money that’s directly tied up in his other companies, as well as wealthy people dumb enough to loan him the rest. 

Meanwhile, our government just had to declassify a formerly classified surveillance image from Iran (giving away our intel as well as our capabilities) that Trump decided to post on Twitter a few years back.

I couldn’t even get past his whole edgelord cigaratte smoking indoors thing. What a rebel!

Sounds like the administration follows the standard “Racism ended with the Emancipation Proclamation” argument.  

Stock price is an indicator of future revenue. If traders think Eili Lily is now giving away their insulin that means less future revenue and a lower stock price. 

Why did he have to use Jews as his example?

Or, maybe if a group of Saudi nationals show up at your flight school you make a little phone call to the FBI.

The same company whose CEO leveraged tens of billions of dollars of Tesla stock to overpay for a social media company he’s currently rocketing into the sun. I honestly love that Biden negs him whenever he can. 

Nah, just wait till she offers to start suckin sick to get out of her jam. 

I just assumed he was going to use Twitter to get a Republican majority in the US Senate so he could be guaranteed a bailout when he loses his fortune.