The thought of Musk getting thousands of requests he has to personally vet makes me smile.

For people griping about those getting laid off:

Same guy famously stated that “Once every hundred years media changes”, so this tracks. 

“Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months,” Musk wrote.

Just wait until he’s forced out and replaced by some McKinsey vampire. Say what you want about Zuck, but you don’t see many ceos going all in on a moonshot like VR. When every penny is being micromanaged Facebook workers will look back fondly to when they had billions of dollars to push the limits of that technology.

Well, considering how big of a con artist Holmes is, it wouldn’t surprise me if she paid someone to knock her up to gain sympathy during sentencing. 

I won’t be happy until a disheveled Musk is writing personal checks in his bathrobe while everything of his is being repossessed.

I remember one where the writer tried to argue that a woman in her early twenties should essentially still be considered a child because our brains aren’t fully developed at that age.

Chin up, DaBaby. I remember in the early 90's when they were giving away tickets to see the Golden StateWarriors play. You’ll have your day again!

It’s almost like running a company for a week isn’t a long enough time to understand everyone’s roles (even if they seem superfluous or redundant at first look) and is definitely not enough time to reorganize the remaining half of your workforce to a) keep the site running, and b) figure out how to deliver on a new…

Johnson continues to play both Biden and Trump particularly well, so much so that you can’t help but wonder what might happen fi there is a 2024 rematch between the two presidents. Sherman, on the other hand, has had some difficulties adapting her brand of surreal body horror comedy to the more mainstream SNL. It has…

Not to mention it’s literally a true story. When do we just start deciding to change history to appease people?

He had the time and energy to not only coach his team to the finals, but to also maintain relationships with two women. Kind of impressive if you think about it.

Yeah, watching now Ross is a manipulative prick and Chandler is a pretty miserable person.

Yep. You don't show up to rob someone's house with a hammer.

You totally missed an opportunity to write “Can Matthew Perry *be* anymore entitled?”.

We always seem to get our first snowfall in the Denver area right before Halloween. I don’t mind the snow, but it completely ruins the autumn vibe.

My company has me so paranoid that I don’t even click on the training link in the emails I get that say I failed some type of malware test. 

I was hoping to see a slide about The Mixer.

We all gonna die