You can’t do software development on a 4 day work week.

Fascists buy sneakers, too...

Explains "yabbos".

Yes, that is the “find out” part that comes with fucking around with people's bodies.

Looks like Lars Williams, Director, Solid Waste Management, City and County of Denver, and I are gonna talk about abortion.

Which is the exact outcome shitty and inconsistent officiating. Players get frustrated and figure they’re going to get called no matter what, so may as well play dirty.

They are calling Roughing the Passer penalties on opposing players who are actually helping Brady not get hurt when they tackle him. You can’t even look at the guy without getting a flag thrown. His health will be fine.

AKA Chasten’s butthole.

Believe me, Trump helps the American Jewish community a lot more than Kanye. Think of putting up with Trump’s shit talking as a tax.

Ralph Fiennes was a shitty Voldemort in the movies. They could've hired anyone to do the performance he delivered.

I know, right? I was reading this knowing I’ll still need to be working 40hrs a week for money and medical benefits until I die.

Yeah, that’s a little oddly specific. We all know it was the Millenials who killed the portrait industry.

Can't wait for my next issue of No Shit Quarterly.

He fully intends for this to make its way to the US Supreme Court, where he’s banking on Trump's flunkies to rule that states can completely abolish elections.

I guess her days of shooting objects out of her butt with her legs tucked behind her head are probably over. Who’d of thunk it would’ve happened this way?

I watched Copland! I know what I’m talking about.

I think this is Little Dickie, or maybe Macklemore?

I’m sure he bought a lot of silence by hooking up his cop buddies with homes in nice neighborhoods and favorable loans. 

140 min is like an intricate plot with a ton of dialog. I got bored after a minute of that clip they linked to. I can’t imagine more than 2hrs of this. 

Who knows, maybe when it’s eventually released the tech will looks exactly like this!