Funny story: I used to work in downtown Palo Alto in the mid-2000's not too far down the road from Facebook’s then headquarters. Even then, he and his social network were constantly pilloried on Valleywag (remember them?). On more than a few occasions I would spot him walking back to his house (formerly “The High…

I remember Sinbad’s “I know what you all are thinking: Do I  have enough clothes to go to a black college.”.

I’m honestly kind of glad my kids decided they didn’t like watching the NFL. It’s just a matter of time before a game turns into a snuff film. 

Um, if Twitter is incapable of policing accounts promoting CSA material what makes you think they'd do a better jobs with ad placements?

And Zuck honestly thinks he's going to create The Metaverse with no t&a and sex...

“My, what a colorful neighborhood!"

I’m sure 99% of the people watching Wheel of Fortune on a regular basis remember when those were new.

Next she’ll discover the original brownie glazed lips

Without the sound he looks like he’s literally hissing at the person off to his side.

Hopefully he’ll get a nice desk down in the server room.

This is where it starts. I’ve worked at several large companies that started trimming things like travel expenses. Then it was budgets teams could use for team building. Then they took away all of the kitchen freebies.

Startup hop. I’ve been doing this for years after realizing every big tech company burns you out after a couple years. May as well spend those two years at a place that offers better benefits and perks to attract and keep workers.

Pro tip: those perks are never coming back. It’s been a great run and people who were there to enjoy it should be thankful for that. 

They really got to make a franchise out of this movie and it’s dramatic messiness.

I think you have a better chance of hooking up with Udoka.

Just get it over with already and put SSRIs in the water supply like they did with fluoride.

I would’ve given away my fortune if I were Bezos so those texts never saw the light of day. He should’ve just sent a screenshot of the ATM machine with his balance. 

I’m rooting for John Boyega just to piss people off even more when a white woman tries to seduce him and he remarks, “Pass.”.

There’s like two Adam Levines: The smooth crooner and then the 13 year old after one beer. 

I graduated in ‘94. There were maybe a handful of kids at my school who smoked weed when I was a freshman, then Dre released The Chronic and literally everyone was smoking by the time I graduated. It helped that we were in Northern California where the actual chronic was grown.