I can’t wait for “Suhmnerh” to be a trending baby name.

Yeah, it’s funny because you hear him sing and he’s got that white boy soul/patois thing going on, but then you hear him speak in person and he sounds like a 13 year old. I remember an interview where his wife’s name was mentioned and he goes, “Heh, heh, Behati...Hottie... heh, heh.”. He probably still does that like…

He just didn’t want to share his fresh supply of adrenochrome with the other members of the cabal.

Thanks :) I recently started taking an SSRI after spending a year in therapy working on non-pharmaceutical ways to manage my anxiety (and eventual depressions). I was able to finally see the dentist for a long overdue root canal and saw the doctor for my first check up in god knows how long - which actually also lifted…

I meant this:

Didn’t they hire another Aidy Bryant clone several seasons back and let her go?

I find that people tend to overlook how anxiety plays a role in suicide, thinking that it’s always depression. First of all, they are opposite sides of the same coin and, secondly, the times when I’ve felt suicidal were when my anxiety was so bad that I considered drastic measures. It’s also when I actually had the…

Great news. I'll contact them to see if they can find the porn I watched in 2011 that I can't find anymore.

Im average height but have long legs and a shorter torso. I would look like a chicken if you made my legs even longer.

If you've been hacked you need to go to www.lemonparty.org to download the correct anti-virus software.

I remember watching it all go down on live tv before I was supposed to head off to work. For some reason, I still hopped on the BART to my job in one of the taller buildings in the SF financial district. I called my manager when I got to the office because I was the only one there and his response was something along…

Honestly, if I’m using a rental car agency I want to use my credit card so I can dispute any shady hidden charges. I mean, I get it that once you give them cash they can’t take any more from you, but I wouldn’t put it past them to take your personal info and send you to collections.

Yep, sorry, in this day and age you cannot use ignorance as an excuse and then try to become a poster child now that you’re “woke”. Then again, it was always going to be the case that people who look like her will never believe anything unless it’s coming from someone that also looks like them. 

Oh, is that a Drive Shaft shirt? Great band!

I grew up around my parent’s failed relationships, so my compass was way off when my first (heck, even second) serious relationship broke apart. I was used to people just leaving and never seeing them again, and it never occurred to me that two people could still love each other and get back together. 

Sizzle reel for Nickelodeon? If they’re weren’t lying, I wonder who asked them to do that...

Yikes...please don’t feel like you have to follow any of this “helpful” advice that’s really meant to fool you into thinking that helping your boss get a promotion is somehow beneficial to you.

Something tells me he doesn’t give a shit about what people think.

Sadly, this is a common tactic. Lambast someone for something they have no ability to go back and change. You always win. It’s lazy.

If you look at his “after” weight loss pictures he definitely looks more his age.