I am Hispanic on my mom’s side and caucasian on my dad’s. In California, where I grew up, I was “white”. I moved to Oregon and soon realized (and was reminded), shit, I am not white.

I’d appreciate a fraction of that effort to enforce traffic laws in the Denver metro area.

Nesmith was the only Monkee who could write songs like the people who they collaborated with for their biggest hits. I’m more of a Turtles/Flo & Eddie guy myself.

An idiot driving a truck for a carpet cleaning company cut me off. I dialed the number on the truck and the guy who picked up the phone was the guy who cut me off, and the owner of the company. Instead of explaining himself/apologizing, he proceeded to chew me out for having the nerve to call him while I was driving.

That’s a hard 47.

But, it’s goofy!

I blame Howard Hesseman. 

I will admit that sometimes I do envision a timeline where I never settled down and started a family and was making the money I’ve been making over the last 15 years. I can see why men who are in a good profession and making good money might want to run with that as long as they can without other people to support.

I absentmindedly grabbed what I thought was a cucumber start only to find out I got a type of squash that looks well, like this, and grow about 3' long:

I didn’t know your mom went to LSU.....

I’m sure they were the only two Chinese nationals who were doing this...

KBJ’s gonna regulate? I sense a theme...

AKA "passive resistance". Bartleby did it the best. 

In before Thiel. RIP Gawker and the Deadspin comments section.

I’m needing to replace a 40 year old wood fence and am thinking about going with chain link due to the price and sustainability compared to traditional wood. There are covers that you can buy that go over the fence and hide that it’s actually chain link, or you can even attach wood pickets to hide the metal.

Well, just look at what ads are served to you when you land on one of the Gawker Media sites, and what ads you start seeing after you’ve left and are on other sites.

Eh, I get paid pretty well to "design" using Material.

People are afraid of the truth!

Everyone knows the economy completely resets itself when we get a new President so we can all blame whatever happens on that person.

I’ve noticed at bigger companies they don’t want people to think they can spend their entire career there. The name of the game is to constantly be looking to move up. Eventually, you’ll hit a wall and it actually looks worse if you stay instead of looking for a higher position at a different company.