Just wait until they charge you a fee to leave, and an even bigger fee to rejoin. 

Don’t give Netflix any ideas with cancelation and installation fees.

You could’ve said the same thing about the previous generation as well. And we wonder why 80 year olds are still running this country.

I feel like all of the famous people now are tiktokers (some type of clock?) or youtubers (potatoes?).

MURDARAH!

And the cross-eyed bear that he gave to her...

All those little peole I see on shrooms seem to lead me to believe otherwise.

Wait, so he knows that he didn’t do what he was accused of, but he did it because the 17 year old begged to see his limp dick?

Would you buy a timeshare from me?

This was all an attempt from conservative creeps to look at a ten year old girl’s vagina because it should’ve conformed to the older guys penis.

Good thing the cops where I live decided to stop all policing after the BLM protests.

I’ve found that cooking meat with a very hot grill tends to create sticking. I’m one of those people who does low and slow for everything.

Not seeing it, and my Chrome is up to date :(

LOL, true. Even “hardcore” Biden supporters are too busy listening to NPR tell them how their investments are doing every top of the hour.

This will be moot the minute the Supreme Court gives state legislatures the freedom to decide the candidate of their choice is actually the winner.

Please let’s not do Fox News’ work for them and exaggerate this whole thing. I’m Latin and this didn’t ruin my day. It was definitely pretty tone deaf, as you shouldn’t compare people to anything since it’s nearly impossible to not show bias/ignorance.

I have some perennials that I cut back quite a bit in the spring since they grow quickly and I don’t want them getting too huge. I find that they are much healthier looking than the ones I don’t cut back (i.e. ones I let grow large for privacy). I still make sure to trim off any flowering parts so at least the new flow…

Casteded. Fixed it.

Totally agree. I just wonder why an otherwise super talented comedian has to keep beating this dead horse.

You can't separate the content from the act of speaking.