He sure seems cancelled to me.

I guess Tucker can finally stop thinking about AOC’s feet while he gives his little 2 inch wonder a tug.

I think she’s confusing turkey basters and livestock for how actual humans have sex.

Damn, I was looking forward to Ginny showing up and going full on Oswald Bates...

Unless you own your own business, or are an independent contractor, that will be impossible, but that's the right kind of thinking.

Sounds very impartial to me. So, basically any case brought before them preventing same sex marriage or contraception gets an automatic green light. I guess it’s worth it to completely demolish any legitimacy the SC once had. Been a good run, I guess.

I just don't get why he needs this. The people have spoken and you are great. Screw the BET awards.

I would say women should refuse sex as a protest, but then the SC would make rape legal.

Morey Amsterdam will make a sane man crazy

Let me guess, the cops and child welfare heard about his arsenal of weapons and noped the heck out of checking in on the kids. Might get shot...

And, for Pete’s sake, stop pushing an ottoman in front of him while he's walking.

So he’s damn proud that his art gave the green light to hundreds of millions of people that it’s okay to dehumanize trans people. Maybe pick a more challenging target the next special, like kids in foster homes. 

People need to understand that a turn signal is not just a “Please let me in front of you” request. It’s also a “I’m going to merge, so if you’re one of those types please speed ahead so I can get in behind you.” request. 

If it weren’t for the ability to have an abortion, someone I loved would’ve had to had a baby by a person who she slept with during a breakup. I would’ve also been raising a child from another relationship where I was made to think I was the baby daddy, instead of another guy.

Yep. I grew up in a pigsty with parents who just did not care about that stuff. As a result, I never made friends or tried to get a significant other growing up because I didn’t want them to see how we lived. My wife had the opposite experience, with her mother cleaning the house spotless every weekend. This…

Sums up 2022 nicely.

Can’t wait till the cracker jack awards snub her...

I remember 20 years ago when they were literally giving out free tickets to Warrior games to people at the BART station.

I did nazi that coming.