When I lived in the pacific northwest it was a big deal when we got our first Cracker Barrel. That food was nasty.

How do you not know that your wife is in constant contact with the President's chief of staff? 

I was really hoping they buried the lede and reported later on that he was indeed released from the hosptial....to the morgue.

I love that he has to actually take a stand that is not "I really love money".

Does he always have a corpse standing behind him when he gives a speech?

Just happy they let you do 80mph through most of the state so you don't have to spend any more time there than you need to.

Only if they allowed us Blue Saters to tour their hillbilly shithole country like it’s a theme park.

I wonder how many people who know and have worked with her were just waiting for that other shoe to drop during her speech. Like, oh no, she's getting a little too excited and getting off script...any second now..and, well yah blew it.

Oh no, she’ll have to go and hire another nanny, personal chef, and tutor for their kids. Please, let's not pretend this is somehow ruining her life.

I have four kids, 12 and under, and seeing them and their friends makes me hopeful for the zoomer generation. Identity/gender fluidity is really a given for them and they find it absurd that anyone would expect you to tell them otherwise. 

I think it was funnier when it first came out. Gen X apathy was replaced a long time ago and it just doesn’t hit the same.

I guess OP is not much of a golfer.

Headline advice, try something like:

I worked at a small health food store where we had a short order kitchen. The new manager hired her brother as a cook and this dude was definitely not healthy looking. He was seriously obese and smelled like a barn, but as long as he stayed in the kitchen nobody seemed to care. What ultimately got him let go was he…

I can hear the crypto bros all shouting “BOGUSSSS”.

Something tells me a bunch of 7 foot tall black dudes showing up to negotiate with Putin might make things worse.

VP Harris looking awfully presidential. You gotta love that Biden sent the first black woman VP to deliver that message to Putin. She should’ve followed up her statement with, “Oh, and President Obama says hi”.

There were a couple good books in the series, but the rest were more like Harry Potter and Crap I Should’ve Put Some More Thought into This but I'm Minting Money.

Stay tuned for Part 2 when Coogler attempts to deposit his settlement check.

Lol, smile and say cheese.