Suse, let me risk getting my face caved in so I can miss a ton of work trying to fight this in court.

A lot has happened in the short time SNL has been on break - wonder who’s going to play Putin now that Beck is gone. I guess the obvious answer is Kate as James Austin Johnson will have to be Biden. Fun times...

Because gay kids only come from families that vote Democrat and got the vaccine. It's going to be fun when some uppity conservatives find our their children are gay. Something tells me this won't happen though.

A couple months back we went looking to replace our minivan and were thinking about upgrading to an SUV. Nope. We ended up with a ‘17 Kia Sedona because, even with the Luxury trim package and only 40k miles, it was a good 10-15k less than the SUVs on their lot.

I still chuckle remembering years ago reading an article online that accidentally called it a “Toyota Terrell”.

Yep. I remember, during the opening ceremonies, commenting to my wife that with Russia it’s only a matter of when they’ll get busted for banned substances, not if. And lookie what ended up happening, the icing on the cake being them letting Valieva compete after all. I wonder how much it took to pay them off. 

I could play an entire video game of Ryo from Shenmue operating a forklift.

Take your medicine, bro.

For what it’s worth, this is the Thandie I fell in love with way back when

I’m still torn between “Fatty Cent” or “Tiddy Cent”.

Yep, and Lu Laroe. 

If you’re just getting into crypto after watching like five different ads for it during the Super Bowl, you're in the "fleece everyone and their momma" phase of the pyramid scheme.

So, you're telling us they should've CGI'd her in black face at the last minute? /s

It still felt really safe to me, which whatever. Eminem’s kneel also seemed like the outcome of some negotiation between Jay Z and the NFL to appease the boomers by having a white dude doing it. 

Why I don’t day drink. I could drink a gallon of vodka at night and never feel as buzzed if I drank earlier in the day. 

That’s me!

Where do you live that 1.75 acres equal one large single family home? You could easily fit a few one bedroom apartment complexes on a site that large.

They need to keep the young and retired from moving away because they can’t afford to live there. That will kill a small town quicker than just about anything. I wonder how Chapelle will respond when they come to him for more money when things start going south in a generation or two.

And they kept taking down pictures of my son, who looks very feminine, where he wasn't wearing a shirt.

My Mexican born (light skinned) mom tried to do this when she emigrated to the US, but people kept assuming she was El Salvadoran which paissed her off even more.