I called it from the start. That family is going to suck the literal life out of Pete Davidson and leave his empty husk of a body. 

And Christmas trees, too. They’re apparently going to hike up the prices like crazy this year.

No idea. I remember when they’d give out turkeys to workers as a Thanksgiving bonus.

I can’t wait until you start having children lol.

All I see is LeBron’s elbow sticking out and Stewart’s head crashing into it. His elbow never moves so I don’t see how you could call it an elbow blow. That slap at the end though....

And nearly all of their revenue comes from advertising on hardware/software that other companies produce. If Apple decides (which they did) to let users control ads on their iPhones Facebook takes a huge hit. I’m sure Zuckerberg kicks himself for not getting on the smart phone bandwagon in the early days.

Yeah, let’s just all toss our smart phones in the garbage so Ridley Fucking Scott can feel better.

We decided to forego turkey this year (just too expensive for not great meat) and my wife and four kids each picked a favorite dish. So, carnitas, bacon mac and cheese, chicken wings, and mashed potatoes, are currently on the menu.

Kinda like this clip, I can really only stand that shtick in small amounts before it gets tedious. The SNL sketches were super funny because they were just a few minutes long.

As a way to ease their customer’s into the electronic muscle era, they will be sending every Challenger/Charger owner a copy of this:

Just like any coward, he realized he did not have the same legal protections that police do and cried like a bitch.

Wonderful. So, the next time I’m at a protest and witness a group of Proud Boys committing the crime of assault and battery, I will make sure I have my gun ready, but be careful to goad them into charging at me before I start firing.

Considering where it took place I would be surprised if the suspect didn’t claim self defense.

Are they trying to make Pete the next Adam Sandler? At least it felt like Sandler actually wrote all of his stuff while with Pete it really does feel like someone else is doing the writing and he just shows up to be Pete.

Sadly, it really feels like we’re being driven to choose sides.

My first thought after seeing Johnson’s Trump a couple episodes back was, while dead-on and funny, it was essentially making him seem like a bumbling harmless old man. Let’s not normalize or trivialize anything that happened in the last four years.

Gender and age are two different things.

That’s true for just about every large company: Apple, Amazon, Nike, etc.

Seth Rogen as Owsley Stanley would be a great fit.

Scream at them from the top of your lungs until they’re crying and cowering in the corner?