But Mark would never harm a child. He loves them - some of his best friends are under the age of 12.

Yep, he’s what like 20 now? Rittenhouse is 18, which is kinda in Gaetz’s wheelhouse. 

I worked for a large apparel company where this was basically expected if you wanted to last there for a long time. If things were looking slow managers would encourage you to go for open positions elsewhere in the company and they’d hire you back when things picked up again. 

They all should’ve been shot on sight the second they breached the Capitol building. 

Corrupt judge covering for corrupt cops. Did not see that coming. 

They needed to do what they do with R&B singers who can’t dance and just have them standing and holding on to the mic stand. 

Not only that, but Hollywood decides he’s going to not just be an actor, but a movie star. That’s got to mess with your head a bit if your passion is acting.

How many freaking members of congress does JP Morgan personally own? If they were serious about punishing Musk they have the power. 

Haha... and still people go out fishing just a little bit south of Portland in the Willamette. Granted, it’s upstream from all the poop, but why would you still even chance that?

To think I moved to Colorado from Washington because the weather was getting so extreme, with super hot and dry summers and months of rain. Today in the Denver metro it was in the 70's and we are just a few days away from breaking the record for the latest first accumulated snowfall and most days between accumulated…

Yes, I need my gun for “self defense” when I purposely show up where my enemies are at with my gun. This is literally the exact opposite of any type of “stand your ground” or “castle doctrine” type laws where the entire premise is that you, the victim, were just minding your own business and not looking for trouble. 

The decidedly more low-key El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie and Deadwood: The Movie 

Maybe we don’t need a huge dead tree in our living rooms for the holidays? I’m not a millennial, but I’d be more than happy to take credit for “cancelling Christmas trees”.

Did they try a sticker chart?

Yeah, so just fuck everyone who isn’t a perfect human specimen. Am I doing this right?

Just happy Musk didn’t make fun of Wyden’s lisp, though could that be what that weird tweet meant? We know that Musk isn’t above resorting to childish and crude insults, and he’s generally really shitty at coming up with effective zingers.

Except they didn’t tell the customers ahead of time they were doing them this huge favor.

Do you have kids? Honestly, I had the same attitude until my oldest began having problems with school in the second grade that quickly turned into problems with authority itself because the way the school tried to handle it. My wife and I spent the next year playing the “cop” and “boss” in an attempt to force him to…

Ohmmargerd!

I was in my 20's when the Harry Potter books/movies came out and was too interested in trying to get laid than reading about teenaged wizards. When I finally got around to reading all of the books and watching the movies I was that lame guy on message boards getting way too excited about something that was a bit past…