Might I suggest building a 50' wall around Mar a Lago and sending them all there?

Motherfucker looks like a white redneck Chris Brown. Probably just as intelligent too.

Pssst....Ask for more.

I learned quickly that your job in corporate America is to make your manager look good so they can level up. Same thing happened with Lularoe. If you’re smart, you get someone below you to do most of the work and make you look good so you can level up too.

A lot of companies are like this though. The people who got in at the start often make out the best and the company uses them as examples to attract more candidates, even though they’re never going to get as far as those people. They burn you out and just hire more suckers. If you honestly think you’re going to get…

My wife was a Lularoe consultant right as they took off. There was about six months of netting around 10k then she started noticing some really weird shit and product quality starting to go down. She sold off all of her inventory while it was still worth something and got out while she was ahead. She started working…

If you just went by the numbers listed, Rodgers is 99% of Brady, while Wilson is 93% - but the relative sizes of the bars don’t accurately reflect those ratios. The green represents the delta between what the graphic shows and what they really should be. Aaron Rodgers is just a smidge off while Russell Wilson’s is way…

How are they trying to do this to Russ? The green is where the top of his bar should be if you’re visually representing the numbers correctly.

My xA (bought new in 2006) is still running amazingly in 2021 with 170k miles. Never had to take it to a mechanic for anything. Just regular oil changes and service every 60k miles. 

Is Buckingham broke or something? How many millions of records has he sold that he still needs to be in the band? Freaking count your money and be happy. Learn to fish or something.

Local politics ftw. I’m sure there’s someone who’s been on the planning commission for decades whose sole purpose in life is to make sure that bridge never gets raised.

I remember selling my Eagle Talon, with a horked ECM, to this Russian teenager who came with a tow truck to take it away. He handed me cash and just walked off. I asked him if he wanted to go to the DMV and transfer the title. He just said, “Is good” and drove off. 

Corolla Not a Crossover™

They should try and look for that 2 billion they lost. 

It puts the lotion on its body or it gets

Yeah, we had those big brown house spiders in the last place I lived. The foundation shifted and the spiders would regularly come out through the gap between the floor and the wall. I used to freak out and drop books on them, but I read they were harmless to us, so I started just shooing them back inside the wall.

I do not fuck with nature

Old people. We have so many of them and they all insist on driving until they pass away in their cars. Or at least it seems like they’re dead by how slow and unaware they are when they drive.

Yep..you don’t know what coping mechanisms are until you’re trying to keep a baby alive and maintain some type of sanity.

This takes me back to my youth in the 80's, where I’d stay up and watch celebrities on the late show talking about finally kicking coke or booze.