You could just get a couple friends and make your own speed bumps. From what I’m reading it would probably take a year for the city to deal with it, if at all.

Conservative politicians know this will end up in their state’s supreme court (eventually US supreme court) where they will lose, but the amount of media attention they get “owning the libs” in the process will be priceless. By the time the next election rolls around they’ll be taking all the credit for something they…

Boosie needs to realize not everyone has got Lil Nas on their minds as much as he does. 

That’s like me playing a shitty prank on you and telling you to get over it because it was just a joke. I don’t get to decide that.

It’s pretty common for people in the spotlight to view everything as a prop. I don’t really see Cuomo letting his dog anywhere near the furniture or his bedroom.

I can see Iron Mike Pompeo’s bathroom being his fortress of shitty solitude, but Ivanka and Jarred strike me as people whose bodies absorb their own feces.

Did they ever figure out why everyone started turning into zombies?

Making people pay a premium to be human guinea pigs is peak capitalism.

I never understood this either. Isn’t the whole point that you can be freed up to focus on other things while your car does the driving/navigating? How useful is this if you’re having to sit there always ready to take over if needed? The only explanation I can imagine is the car is really meant to be fully autonomous,…

The giant bag of Bare Nuggets from Costco is a lifesaver. You can make nuggets and fries, chicken caesar salad wraps, Chick fil A salad, chicken Parmesan, quick orange chicken, and the list goes on.

Until it’s not and we realize who they really were all along.

I dunno, Jeff, if you don’t like it here so much then move all your shit to China or Russia. They seem like legit/reliable partners. 

https://www.bostonreview.net/race/jonathan-m-metzl-dying-whiteness

It’s gotta be a huge shock for Californians moving to Texas and realizing how little governance goes on at the state level, and how little say citizens have in state politics. 

Who do you think was in that robot costume? Dude will never open his mouth up around Musk again.

I said it elsewhere, but that gig is officially cursed. Stay away.

The Jeopardy! hosting gig is officially cursed. There, I said it.

The only way I see any type of antitrust actions being taken to stop this is when you start seeing politicians getting busted by this technology.

Yes, trust the company that always has one hand in your pocket even after you buy their phone.