I’ve used Q-Tips to clean my ears since before I can remember. My ears are spotless, I’m not hard of hearing, and I’ve never punctured my ear drums.

Lorne is going to bring back as many former cast members as he can by season 50 then blow up the entire studio with everyone in it.

I’ve read some interviews with Lou Barlow and he definitely cops to feeling like a wallflower around Sonic Youth while J effortlessly fit in with Thurston and Kim. Maybe “what they wanted” was for J to ditch Lou and Murph to go solo or start another band that won’t drag him down.

Well at least now he’s feeling a bit better that it was all caught on camera. Should make the insurance claim a little easier.

Wendy’s value menu. For a long time I lived off of $2 a day for food. I’d buy a value fries for brunch and spend the other dollar on a value burger for dinner.

NBC was trying to do too much and it’s a scattered mess. They literally had an extra year, with everyone trapped indoors, to come up with something that worked. Maybe that was it - all that extra time made them overthink and complicate everything.

Looks more like parts of the former Soviet Union.

Great strategy. Either way she’s promoting the death of her party’s voting base. I wonder how that will work out.

I’m sure a majority of their business comes from business travelers with expense accounts. 

What if I email over pictures of my house, current car, how I dress normally, etc. so you can decide just how much you can rip me off for.

Doesn’t she know you can make a pretty good living getting paid to stay away and stfu?

A variety show!

Pretty sure this is actually the Mock Arayna.

I did it, but not like they think I did it, Cuomo is saying, in so many words. I did it, but because I didn’t mean to harm them, everyone must have experienced my behavior as innocuous.

I blame Brian Ferry and the whole Yacht Rock movement. 

These are the same people who refuse to actually text you anything but “call me”. 

I’m sure his parents are happy that the whole world knows exactly how much/little they’re actually worth.

Fucking TruCoat..

$100 cop was drunk and didn’t want to get a breath/blood test.

That’s something I can’t even fathom. My parents basically set me free when I was around 14. I mean, I kinda wish I had a little more guidance and didn’t have to figure out *everything* on my own.