Clock radio woke him up to Rihanna.

Promoting your ignorance and thinking you’re flexing. Stay in school, kids.

6 CD changer in the trunk of my late 90's 3 series BMW. You better like those six CDs.

He gets flak because he doesn’t have the art school pedigree I suppose. I think they’re great and he’s got a nice style going. Modern art sucks anyways, you either make one thing really really large, or a bunch of things really really small. That and make it look like graffiti or a Blythe doll drawn by a 5 year old.

Wendy’s Double Stack all day.

Uh, he reported on a story from the LA Times which cited a passage from a published book. It’s not like Raphael claimed he was in the room.

Talking about buying cars in the before times is a lot like Grandpa Abe Simpson talking about the good ol’ days where everything was absurdly quaint.

We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which…

In this market, definitely. This would be perfect for a kid’s first car.

This was on top of the old “It would totally in bad taste if I made jokes like these” so he could keep his hands clean. Just own that you’re a POS.

I knew this would happen with Che eventually.

You’re confusing the actual human feeling of love with the Christian idea of “love” which is completely submitting yourself to be ruled. Ghouls like Charlie Kirk have never experienced anything close to love.

Lifehacker commenters are like that as well. There are a lot of white folks who are only one or two generations removed from their hillbilly roots and don't know any better.

And most people, especially in offices, won’t tell you to your face that you stink. They’re more likely to just talk shit about you behind your back. 

I definitely can’t sleep unless I’ve had a shower before bed. I can’t imagine all that funk just being absorbed by my sheets and pillows. I also shower in the morning because I want to feel and smell fresh when I go into the office. There are many days where I take three showers, like if I’m doing something strenuous…

It’s simple: white people don’t think they smell bad.

I know, right? Does he honestly feel like he’s controlling the narrative here? The narrative is obviously controlling him and he’s playing himself since he can’t get gayness off his mind and out of his mouth. I know gay people who don’t talk about being gay as much as this clown.

Joe Biden will fix this. Kamala Harris and stuff. /s

I’m just curious what other possible reason they could have to call a booze filled party room the “Bill Cosby Suite”. I’m going with Occam and his razor here.

At least it’s not a freaking game show.