Imagine being that wealthy.

Nice description of Tribe. Do PM Dawn next :P

Well my Jimmies are certainly rustled now.

Can you imagine this guy when he loses his keys?

Oh the horror. I’m all in a tizzy. Honestly a bit of porn on Huffpost would save me a lot of time.

I know, right? I guess Allure couldn’t find anyone with experience in creative writing and decided to just make a stupid political point. How hard is it to just use “the artist”, or something similar?

Mine was listening to KBLX in the Bay Area on my little radio as a kid when my anxiety wouldn’t let me have a peaceful night.

Welcome to the club! Barkley cannot talk smack about you now.

I actually just read the piece Chuck Klosterman wrote about him years back. He definitely comes off as being completely out of touch - e.g. stating he could understand someone’s experience better than they could because he knows how to act.

He did dodge the question about Urkel taking over Family Matters.

I can’t take the extra richness of putting butter on steak. The freshness of the herbs/garlic and acidity from the lemon hit all the right notes and doesn’t make me feel like I’m going to wake up the next morning with gout and hardened arteries.

Why not just build a permanent Olympic complex in a country where you could have both Summer and Winter games. Switzerland comes to mind as it’s centrally located in Europe and has moderate Summer heat and snow in the Winter. It’s a historically politically neutral country, so you could largely avoid all the idiotic…

Cowboys, Patriots, and Packers are the go to team for bored housewife Karens who don’t live in a state that has an NFL team.

It helps that the current leadership at Nike are completely inept about our current cultural climate and how to partner with it. I wonder how much they pay their Sr. Leadership in Marketing and Lil Nas X is running circles around them.

I was hoping he changed “Tunnel of Love” to “Vagina”.

This is why my passenger seat has so many CDs it that the seatbelt light is always on. 

I think what annoyed me the most is that he’s one of those people who kind of looks off to the side when he talks to you.

If you were lucky enough to be alive in the early 90's you’ll remember this dickhead trying to sell you a set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Same energy.

Just like church.

Well, they lose most of the time, so...