Imagine being that wealthy.

Nice description of Tribe. Do PM Dawn next :P

Well my Jimmies are certainly rustled now.

Can you imagine this guy when he loses his keys?

I know, right? I guess Allure couldn’t find anyone with experience in creative writing and decided to just make a stupid political point. How hard is it to just use “the artist”, or something similar?

Mine was listening to KBLX in the Bay Area on my little radio as a kid when my anxiety wouldn’t let me have a peaceful night.

Welcome to the club! Barkley cannot talk smack about you now.

I actually just read the piece Chuck Klosterman wrote about him years back. He definitely comes off as being completely out of touch - e.g. stating he could understand someone’s experience better than they could because he knows how to act.

He did dodge the question about Urkel taking over Family Matters.

I can’t take the extra richness of putting butter on steak. The freshness of the herbs/garlic and acidity from the lemon hit all the right notes and doesn’t make me feel like I’m going to wake up the next morning with gout and hardened arteries.

Cowboys, Patriots, and Packers are the go to team for bored housewife Karens who don’t live in a state that has an NFL team.

It helps that the current leadership at Nike are completely inept about our current cultural climate and how to partner with it. I wonder how much they pay their Sr. Leadership in Marketing and Lil Nas X is running circles around them.

I was hoping he changed “Tunnel of Love” to “Vagina”.

This is why my passenger seat has so many CDs it that the seatbelt light is always on. 

Just like church.

Well, they lose most of the time, so...

I do the slice and break apart method. 

Yeah, in CA there are many Latinos who look more European and have roots that go back generations. Heck, California used to be Mexico and the people who settled there got screwed out of US citizenship after Mexico annexed that land to the US. There is a strong sense of entitlement that is somewhat deserved, though…

Public shaming probably works the best. A lot of these people have a very unrealistic idea of how much power they actually have. Losing a job and looking like an idiot on the internet is a good reality check. Then again, she could probably start a GoGriftMe and make a few thousand bucks.

There needs to be damages. I think the only avenue would be if Bryant claimed mental anguish that cost him money because of work he had to miss, therapist bills, etc. Even then, I doubt Karen has enough money to make it worth while. You could get a judgement and it would still be a bitch to actually get the money.