Windshield is too large.

just 15 minutes of hanging out in a mixture of sugar and salt infuses the fist with flavor and draws out excess moisture, giving it a firmer, bouncier texture.

I admit to reading zombie Deadspin, but I’ve noticed I spend way less time there because there’s no commenting. It’s a double-edged sword, but you’d think they would err on the side of revenue and just put up with trolls.

It would be nice to see some of the lesser-known cast members/featured players to get some love. I always found it a little annoying when cast members would bail for a few episodes to focus on another project, then come back and not really have their A-game. Meanwhile, you have people who are lucky to be in the…

Money can’t buy you happiness if you’re online most of the day. Between her and her husband, they have enough money that their great grandkids won’t have to worry about their future. Just log off and go outside. 

Yep. I’ve given up on trying to reply to people who’ve replied to a comment I’ve made. I don’t have the time to scroll through all those comments just to try and find the one. Even then, I’ve found that the reply just isn’t there. I have to imagine they measure comments/replies/replies to replies as equalling some…

I have a feeling the chicken shortage has something to do with Popeye’s cornering the market so there won’t be a repeat of 2019.

I didn’t work in restaurants as a teen, but I did work in a couple small grocery stores where I was the youngest person by a decade at least. I definitely feel you on missing out hanging with your peers because you had to work. For me, that was made up by being invited to my co-wokers’ house parties and access to any…

The irony is if this was 80 years ago that chair would’ve gotten him a one way train ride.

I’ve lived in Colorado for a couple years now and people here have a really bad habit of running red lights. Like, the light will turn red and at least three cars will continue through the intersection. Every time. The police could make a killing writing red light tickets but they apparently don’t really give a shit.

I lived in Portland and travelled to the Bay Area once a month. I would nearly get blown off the freeway driving from the airport to my hotel because I was so used to how freaking slow everyone drove where I came from. 

It’s a no-win situation. If you get up to highway speed on the onramp you’ll always get some idiot who thinks you’re trying to cut them off and question their manhood. So, they’ll speed up, forcing you to hit your brakes so you can merge in behind them. Or, you get the idiot who is so confused as to why you’d be…

I remember the hub-bub when it was revealed that Taco Bell taco meat is not meat. I actually thought that was a great idea and they should’ve been promoting it as a healthier option.

My stomach cannot deal with their bread and I get extremely bloated after eating one of their sandwiches (which I just gave up on after this happening too many times). They must be getting their “flour” directly from China with a healthy amount of drywall dust as filler. Same goes for MOD Pizza... I’m literally in the…

I think this must only happen in Oregon/Washington, but drivers there always come to a near complete stop on protected right turns - even when there’s no traffic coming the other way. It’s totally infuriating.

Critical Race Theory makes white people dumber. There’s literally proof everywhere - no wonder they’re against it.

So, it’s the guy from Walking Dead in a video game called Death Standing. Original...

Shrooms? I knew he was tripping, but damn.

From the Wikipedia entry on Michele’s Michael’s ancestry:

Just wait until your kids are going to Zuckerberg Elementary, Zuckerberg Jr, High, Zuckerberg High School, and finally Zuckerberg University so they can get a job at Facebook.