My stomach cannot deal with their bread and I get extremely bloated after eating one of their sandwiches (which I just gave up on after this happening too many times). They must be getting their “flour” directly from China with a healthy amount of drywall dust as filler. Same goes for MOD Pizza... I’m literally in the…

I think this must only happen in Oregon/Washington, but drivers there always come to a near complete stop on protected right turns - even when there’s no traffic coming the other way. It’s totally infuriating.

Critical Race Theory makes white people dumber. There’s literally proof everywhere - no wonder they’re against it.

So, it’s the guy from Walking Dead in a video game called Death Standing. Original...

Shrooms? I knew he was tripping, but damn.

I love me some science and shit, but I feel like mother nature has a lot of tricks up her sleeves.

From the Wikipedia entry on Michele’s Michael’s ancestry:

Just wait until your kids are going to Zuckerberg Elementary, Zuckerberg Jr, High, Zuckerberg High School, and finally Zuckerberg University so they can get a job at Facebook.

I’m still surprised between Facebook and Google they haven’t gotten San Mateo country to eminent domain the entire city of East Palo Alto so they can level the whole place to build company villages.

Just wait until these parents figure out there’s this place called The Library, where their children can learn about the history of racism in America on their own.

He should open up for Chris Brown.

Ixnay on the ovidcay

Good ol’ Trashli...

The Lonoke County Sheriff’s department said the deputy, Sgt. Michael Davis, failed to follow procedure during the traffic stop,

Same boat as you with being a Latino who passes for white. I had the experience of having to stay at my aunt’s in the summer while my parents worked. They were definitely not passing for white and lived in the hood. My sister and I caught a lot of shit from all sides (latinos, blacks, islanders) and were forbidden by…

“There is nothing I’m going to be able to say that’s going to justify me using the words that I used,” Matthews told WPVI in an interview. “Whatever I have to do to make it up to the community—and the world at this point, seeing how big it is —understand that I made a mistake, allow me the ability to move forward,…

ESPN is basically FOX News Sports Edition to me at this point. I used to really enjoy watching professional sports (on TV and in person) but the media and teams have had to lower their bars so low to appeal to the largely MAGA crowd who’ve remained fans through the Trump years.

Every time I see Jason Miller. Every time...

“whose main qualification to be on television is “my daddy was a senator”

Yes, grace...