Are they running out of people to execute?

That’s a huge groaner coming from someone writing for a site devoted to popular culture. It like he has never listened to either band. Maybe I’m just an oldster.

This went predictably.

Not really sure what you’re talking about but I definitely did not agree with a lot of things Obama did. I know it breaks the brains of conservatives but you can still vote Democrat and not like the guy you helped elect. It’s healthy to not be part of a cult.

The NSA’s job is to gather intelligence on our allies and enemies. Yes, we also have a surveillance state here but when Tucker starts trying to undermine the NSA you know that’s coming from outside our borders.

This is why I never want to be a role model. But I have to because I have kids to raise. 

He probably figured as a white male he wouldn’t pose an immediate threat to the cop. I guess he found out the hard way they’re targeting everyone now. Fucking psychopaths...

Honestly, if I were to get pulled over in 2021 I’m probably going to have a panic attack the second the cop gets out of their car. I used to be able to keep it cool because I’d never had a reason to fear a cop. All evidence points to cops just looking for any green light to execute people.

Do you pay extra for the auto-combust feature?

Gotdamn, Putin’s got his hand so far up Tucker’s ass....

Can you tell the application to keep any pig grunting sounds?

It’s something basically everyone who is not a Republican knows as fact and won’t convince a single Republican voter to change their mind. It’s real purpose is to give Dem congress members some video clips and sound bites they can trot out come midterms to act like they actually did something.

I honestly wish Pelosi would’ve kept it all Dems. Who exactly was she trying to show deference to with that pick? Certainly not any of the other GOP congress members who have proven they will go down with the ship if need be. Just another indicator that this whole investigation will just be for show and not produce…

Seems like an oddly specific thing to ask - i.e. “Do you know what that symbol on the officer’s uniform stands for?”

Eddie and Valerie, though not a Tattoo Boyfriend pairing it was the first time I remember a “Bad Boy/Good Girl” thing.

Can you believe she’s only 36?

Gov. Kemp: “Hey, you got Cosby”.

Cockroach: “That motherfucker?”

Oh great, another technological breakthrough that mega corporations will completely cripple so they can upcharge consumers for just a few more megabits per second.

Cosby better go crawl into some cave and never show his face ever again until he passes away. We know that won’t happen because he’s maintained his innocence the entire time, even refusing to participate in a court ordered sexual offender program. I guarantee you this ass and his lawyers will hold a press conference…