It’s going to be hilarious when you have an entire generation of Texans who can’t seem to get accepted into college (outside of Texas, mind you) because they’ve been dumbed down so much.

Aww, that was nice of McConnell to give them permission to attend. I hope they didn’t break their curfew.

I’m only encouraging them to start burning books in hopes of the entire state going up in flames. 

Belushi too. SNL is always trying to slip in an other “bad boy” to fill that spot when it’s painfully obvious this is not the time.

Well, when you put it *that* way....

Par for the course in WA.

Explains the hairdo.

My username is a reference to a shot in their video for Annie, I’m not your Daddy

Seems like this is something companies/brands and our government should work on instead of scapegoating consumers. I would love to go out and eat every night but it’s getting too expensive.

I know, right? Sounds like we’ve made a lot of progress if that’s the case.

Dismissing it outright feels naive at best, and fuels distrust of media and government.

It was looking that way by the 80's, but they managed to make him relevant again in the 90's.

Your comment managed to fill up my entire Woke Bingo card. Congrats!

Wait, is this the guy from The Mother’s “We’re Only in It for the Money”? I always wondered what else he did.

What? There’s a reason why there are whistleblower protection laws. Jesus Christ... go lick a boot.

I think so. It’s quite ironic that in “reality” she wasn’t a “winner” when it came to being a whistleblower.

If she and her lawyer are hoping for Biden and his DOJ to do the right thing then I’m sorry to be the one to tell you... they’re too busy worrying about not appearing too partisan or vengeful.

Maybe we don’t need so many restaurants?

Trump will thank him by stomping on his balls and Cruz will love every second of it. 

Just hope the Elon stans over at Jalopnik don’t suddenly decide that headline was a dig at self driving cars...