Go lick a boot.

It’s like people aren’t aware that our modern police state originated with slave catchers and union busters. 

Those damn commies. All they want is to make a living wage and participate in this economy, you know the one that’s entirely based on people buying stuff...

Can the whole thing just explode on launch? It could be my birthday present. 

Yep, even if they get these clowns to testify in front of Congress every answer will be "I can't recall.".

I think his mouth was fucked up from nerve damage when he was born. Maybe it’s a pain in the ass to eat food he has to chew a lot?

I know, right? It took me a few times to read it as “set to fire” and not “set fire to”. I mean, the second one would’ve been great but I’ll take the first.

Yeah...those types of things aren’t really regulated in this part of the country. For example, in Colorado you don’t have to wear a helmet when operating your motorcycle, but you do need some type of eye protection... you know, so when your head hits the road like a belt sander at least your eyes will be safe.

Not without asking if anyone wants to watch first.

We decided to wait until they’re all teenagers so my wife and I can ditch them and actually enjoy ourselves. Plus, it will probably take us that long to save up the money.

This. Some of them happen to wear suits and drive nice cars, but they’re only a couple steps away from this:

Yes, you need a few layers between you and the “mob” when you’re an exec. I work at a pretty high level in a role that doesn’t translate to management. I realized that my manager was basically an entry level employee in the world of management because he had to answer to like 4 people above him and deal with their BS. …

The same people who would tell you replacing people with robots are the same ones who'd complain that they miss the human touch. The GOP has most of this country so twisted.

Can you imagine what will happen if the Biden administration accomplishes their goal of tuition-free universal tax payer subsidized community college? Now you have a generation of kids coming out of high school who don’t have to make the choice of working a wage-slave job or joining the military. I think you’ll really…

Yep... the same people supporting these types of policies are the same ones who want to close our borders to immigrants who make up a large majority of restaurant and store staff (at least the ones the public rarely sees).

You would hope that companies would realize certain roles don’t need 2-3 layers of management between the worker and the executive and cull the manager herd accordingly. Sadly, my own experience is that once you get into the management club you tend to be in for good. They’d rather lose a large chunk of their…

With four kids we may as well be planning a trip to the moon considering how much a trip to Disneyland costs now. I’m just happy my wife and I were able to go often when we were younger. 

He’d rather see women’s tennis fail than to see a black woman succeed.

Let me guess, he thinks three-fifths of $15 is a more appropriate wage.

I have four kids and four cats and typically we have to replace our vacuum about every three years. It finally dawned on us we should just get a shop vac and it’s been a dream. It’s powerful and the hose is wide enough that we still have yet to clog it. That was a huge issue with our old vacs because the way they’re…