I think it would be different if Biden made himself more available to the media. He’s the opposite of Trump in that regard. When Psaki is the only source it gets really frustrating for people who were used to getting their sound bites directly from the President on Twitter at 5 am.

The only thing haunting the White House are the ghosts of Trump’s monster bowel movements. However, there was the one time a visitor swore they saw a ghost but it was only Trump Jr. after burying his face in a pile of coke. 

Can they make me look better? I’m tired of all this innovative technology that just tries to make us look and function like we normally do. If you need prosthetic legs why not let you be 6' 4" if you were a short guy before?

I can’t imagine what the stopping distance is on this beast. You must burn through brake pads like crazy.

Joe Rogan: Patron Saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are but still get laid.

Born in ‘76 and watched The Muppets all throughout my childhood. I don’t ever remember caring enough to grade the different incarnations. I guess that’s fandom for you. 

That was my initial take, but then I realized the GOP and Fox News have the Republican base so gaslit at this point you don’t need video of Psaki saying “abortion” for them to believe that’s exactly what came out of her mouth.

I’m still bitter about Einstein’s (aka Noah’s) buying Portland’s own Kettleman’s Bagels back in the day. I remember they claimed they would keep the recipe, or something to that end, but they did not.

Yeah, I did the smart thing and pushed it harder when it wouldn’t close all the way. At least it was a company laptop.

So would MC 900 ft. Jesus

Is this a joke or are people really that invested in The Muppets?

What will the housewives do now that Trump isn’t there to make their lives easier?

I could see myself doing what I did with my Macbook, which was close the lid without noticing the power cable I unplugged moved on to the keyboard. Bye bye screen.

You know, I can’t recall how many times I’ve looked at my phone and thought, “Man, I really just want to fold this thing.”

Yep. Get rich as quickly as you can before the law catches up with you so you can just buy your way out of it. 

That’s good news. Sounds like all they needed was a timeout....

I see they’re trotted out the old “Hamas HQ” chestnut. Isn’t if funny how 100% of the people IDF takes out end up being high ranking members of Hamas? Like infants even.

No one ever told him “no”?

Kind of makes you wonder who can afford all of this.

If you thought Mike Patton’s singing couldn’t be any more annoying then you’re in for a treat.