If the word “cunt” had a face....

I would love to see a memoir from one of his Facebook co-workers from the perspective of a CA native who has to deal with an East Coast douchelord who comes to the Bay Area, expects it to be exactly like NYC, then writes a whole book about the people who annoy him so much.

And they create insufferable contrarian assholes.

People like her are the reason they have “No shirt. No shoes. No service.” rules in shops. Just complete utter trash.

Maybe just don’t give her the attention she craves. I know it’s cathartic to make fun of her name and appearance, but I guarantee you it only makes her feel more in the right. 

Yay Axions - let’s get Wilczek another Nobel!

It seems like their sole argument implies white people are such mental midgets that mere idea of discussing America’s racial history would cause them irreparable harm. If you have better ideas then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about.

Just as the attack on Fanone began, a terrorist insurrectionist white supremacist participant in the riot tourist shouted “I got one!”

Um yeah, maybe we’re realizing cryptocurrency is not the safest bet in the world unless you have a lot of money you don’t care about.

No, it’s actual experience. I’ve lived in semi-rural areas and have known more than a few “responsible” gun owners (who also hunt) who told me they always have a gun ready to go. I’d rather not chance it, but I guess that makes me some kind of weirdo...

I came to Harry Potter very late, just several years ago when my son and I won the full set of books at a raffle. I read to him every night until we were done with the whole series, and I was a bit of a die hard fan afterwards....until I opened my mouth online and realized how lame everyone thought I was.

Yes, because I’m the irrational one.

We assume they all do. It’s safer that way. My wife and I just don’t trust anyone who feels like they have to be armed. Like, what kind of person are you that you feel there’s a threat of someone attacking you 24/7?

which include what I affectionately refer to as “comedian jeans”—baggy, loose-fitting men’s Levi’s that go well with square-toed loafers, Nike Air Monarchs, and a mediocre set at a comedy club.

Yep...and it just cost them $5 million. I worked in information security and was blown away at how many of our customers were literally gambling that it would never happen to them. 

I think I’ll just err on the side of caution and not let my kids anywhere near a home where there’s guns. 

There’s no talk. Just a question - do you have guns in your house? If yes, then our kids are not allowed to set foot in there.

I can’t not see Stevie B whenever I see extra hairy Russell

Not everyone wants to drop hundreds of dollars on gear just to get a certain sound so you can noodle around a bit. A lot of people picking up guitar get bummed when they learn their favorite songs and they sound like garbage without the right amp and pedals. This is a great gadget for beginners who don't want to sink…

The only exception being Beastie Boys bringing back old school kicks.