Damn, so add "shitty friend" to the list of things that suck about Seth Rogen.

Gotcha! Shame on you for perpetuating Seth's astroturfing campaign to make us forget he's actually the devil.

Don’t forget equity!

I think this underscores the fact that it’s nearly impossible to find an objective take on what’s going on over there. Just seems like one huge circular firing squad.

Or you could just take it off?

Narcism?

More of a fan of the Kip Winger defense:

I know, right? What can she do to him other than publicly shame him for something that's not even a crime? I wouldn't call him an A Lister, but he's definitely a lot more visible and bankable than her. Dude needs to stop apologizing and make some movies.

And what if doesn’t do all or anything on her list? I think it's safe to say Rogen is a much bigger fish than Yi. 

I feel you there. I moved my family across a few states to be closer to my mom and stepdad (only an hour away now). My youngest son’s birthday just happened to be a few weeks after we arrived and my mom made a huge deal about them coming to celebrate his birthday. It had been so long since I’d been around my mom that…

I absolutely hated mayonnaise growing up because my only exposure to it was my aunt’s gross sandwiches she made with freaking Miracle Whip, which is actually devil semen. 

LOL... that was my first thought as well. This is peak whiteness.

Yep...it’s definitely privileged behavior to have access to a shower at any time you want but to restrict yourself to once a week. There are people who have no other choice who’d do anything to feel clean.

I definitely wash my hands after petting my cats. They are indoor/outdoor so I know they’ve been rolling around in God knows what before they come inside and demand pets.

I know, right? It’s called lotion. Put it on after your shower and your skin won’t feel dry. It’s almost like magic...

My wife and I have differing hygiene habits, and it definitely affected our sex life until I convinced her to start bathing/showering before bed. Aside from the smell, I just have a mental block around being intimate with someone after them being out in the world all day long and not wanting to shower it all away and…

The problem with personal hygiene is that it’s subjective. Perfect example: My 11 year old son would go for days without showering if he could. My wife and I (and his siblings) notice he stinks after about a day, but he swears that he can’t smell a thing.

Ooohhh, but if we pay workers a living wage it will kill their entrepreneurial drive! Bootstraps! 

My biggest fear commuting across the San Mateo Bridge in the Bay Area back in the day. There’s a long stretch that’s literally right on the water with nowhere else to go if you wreck. 

I’ve ditched several male friends once I realized they were assholes and embarrassing to be around. It really isn’t that hard.