Damn if Legos aren’t expensive as hell (seriously, what are they made out of?) but I will vacuum every single one I find on the floor.

I’m sure they both bonded over their beefs with Nike.

As soon as they stop making D batteries?

Everybody, on the count of three: “He was having a bad day.”

To be honest, I rarely eat the meat by itself. I usually take a chicken and use the carcass to make stock and the meat to use in other dishes where other ingredients and seasoning make up for whatever it’s shortcomings are.

Langford continued, “I should know because I was there and helped storm the Capitol. Really gotta watch out for those guys, you know...”.

So, food scientists have figure out how to make the perfect french fry, but you would prefer to eat garbage fries just because you don’t want “chemicals” on them? I remember a friend bashing Costco rotisserie chickens because they are injected with potato starch to make them plump and juicy. My reply to her was, “Have…

A bunch of Fox News following Trump-humpers who don’t want people to tell them what to think.

Pork Store Killer Cleaver II featuring soundtrack by MBV?

It will match my Starter jacket colorway....

That’s gonna look hella sick when I slam it and install a sound system. Just gotta find my chain and white turtleneck....

He’s doing great, thanks for asking! There was an immediate change in his attitude and behavior once we started homeschooling. It definitely took us a bit to accept that we have one kid for whom traditional schooling just isn’t doable, but they were basically preparing him for the school to prison pipeline. It was…

Are you putting it in the fridge? You could get away with keeping it tightly sealed and stored in a cupboard (away from light and heat) so the olive oil doesn’t coagulate. Oil is a good preservative as long as you’re not exposing it to anything that would make it go rancid.

When my oldest was half way through the third grade he suddenly just decided school wasn’t for him. He’d overturn desks, rip posters off walls, and even run - often showing up to his surprised mom at our house a few blocks away.

No brainer

Yep. It’s like you either want a car you never have to think about or one that becomes a monkey on your back.

“I got my best guys on it right now”

It’s called Gofundme.com, David. I guarantee you any project you get yourself into will be fully funded in about five minutes.

Tomorrow’s headline: Ozzy Osbourne Takes Own Life

And they’ll justify it by telling us that this is what we all wanted.