“Bills are not planning any punishment from their end as a team investigation found “no credible evidence” that domestic violence occurred, Buffalo GM Brandon Beane told the Associated Press”

What? How have you never heard of the great Tom Odell?

And Nancy. Duh.

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

maybe he liked getting jerked off, but it took everyone way too long to do it, so they hurt their arms, but his need to be jerked off was so insatiable that he kept paying more and more people to do it, but no one could get him off, so they just pulled their muscles trying to please him.  

I’ve seen the world destroyed a billion, trillion, trillion ways. In fire, in ice, in billions of years... or in a matter of days. Every moment is filled with the potential of life and death at every step. A choice that is made as easy as right or left. When I close my eyes a hear a billion-billion, trillion, trillion…

There’s a decent brewery too

+1 osprey

There are literally only two Odells in the entire world, Beckham and Lake.

It’s funny, I just responded to a comment yesterday saying I miss the days when we didn’t know anything about the president’s penis.

Nobody cares about your forced-birth fetish.

Prez likes those stories, when he trips on his dick he takes it as a compliment as it makes his supporters think he is Hung.

Can you really trip over a toad stool?

If you like stories about a semi-powerful man in the president’s orbit almost literally tripping over his own dick.

I mean that kind of shit worked back in the 1960s when he started in politics, why should he change with the times?

But do we have to keep talking about him?

The DNC is not exactly known for their competence. 

I don’t think the problem is so much Biden’s declining mental faculties as it is he just doesn’t seem to think he needs to put in any real effort whatsoever to be president (I wonder where a wealthy powerful white man would ever get that sense of entitlement). Like, he has never even bothered to try to keep his lies…

He wishes he could scale back Obama’s.

I miss the good old days where we didn’t know anything about the president’s penis.